Witch-boys-CYA

Asked by @meadow105

“Pizza with veggies... and ‘tomato sauce’? That doesn’t sound like pizza.”

“Aren’t tomato’s poisonous?”

“I’m not sure, I haven’t tested that out...”

Asked by @meadow105

“...”

“Sorry.”

“Good!”

“And please, do tell of your culture. Please please pretty please?”

Asked by @meadow105

“There’s no monsters... So there’s just humans in your world??”

“Pht, I don’t buy it. If they know the existence of monsters, then obviously they do exist. They might be hiding it from us.”

“Wait what!?”

“Enough of the mind games, tell us who you work for and where you’re hiding all those monsters you racist son of a b-”

Asked by @meadow105

“Oh... em....”

“Did you cast this spell without an actual reason Hazel?”

“N-no!”

“My reasons is particularly... erm... I want to understand other worldly culture and see if monsters, humans, and witches get along there. For research.”

“Oh yeah, your god teaches science and prosperity.”

“Since we’re on the topic of research, I want to know about the death and destruction in the ‘other world’.”

Asked by @itslenatheartist

“I used a Medium Spell. It let’s us talk to other worldly beings.”

“So ghosts.”

“Wiccans? We’re witches.”

“I believe in Belenus.”

Asked by @meadow105

“No, I’m the demon king.”

“Rosemary!!”

“It worked!”

“Impressive. So these things like, tell you’re fate?”

“Okay I think I got it working this time!”

“So, what was the spell again?”

“It’s a medium spell! We can communicate with the other side now.”

“So, we can talk to the dead? Neat.”

“Don’t call them that! They have feelings too you know.”

“But how do you know if it actually worked?”