the fan girl zone

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

…………..you think?

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

yugioh english sub: 2400 attack points? I’m glad I have my Goblins.  yugioh english dub: HOLY CANNOLI THASA LOTTA POINTS! 

B A D A B I N G  B A D A B O O M

The fact Perry looks guilty at the end is what sells it

“What are you kidding me, it’s not just drywall that’s solid oak.” We gonna ignore the fact that Perry the Platypus just obliterated a solid oak door?

GONNA REBLOG THIS JUST BECAUSE

how much does OWCA pay perry for him to be able to just pay for an oak door out of pocket like it’s nothing