Cryptiddies

okay, fine, i’ll explore the catacombs with you, but ONLY if we hold hands the entire time we’re down there

i don’t know why this even needs saying, but poly relationships aren’t for everyone. “love triangles” that happen in real life can’t always be solved by a threesome. your partner cheating on you (or vice versa) is not a result of “toxic monogamy culture”. an unhealthy relationship won’t be made healthy by introducing another person. if you haven’t told your partner that you’re poly prior to entering the relationship, they have every right to be upset if you suddenly want to date or sleep with people who aren’t them. monogamy is not inherently bad or restrictive. and polyamory is not inherently freeing. 

Honestly I think this is an excellent step for us as a culture and species but man a lot of older humans are pissed off about it. 

Yikes

*naps on your titties*

**Rubs your head while you nap on my titties**

Underrated form of intimacy: being silly together

if i leave my pussy hanging off the bed will a demon eat it

I just wanna support you, give you orgasms, and be able to put a smile on your face.

howdy guys i got thicc thighs

A man wanting you to cum before him is big dick, big husband, big daddy energy