If this was a promo for tlou2 I would of been playing it

They should honestly pay me for this

My pussy ass could never! This is amazing

There should be a Beverly Hills Chihuahua sequel where RuPaul voices a poodle in drag.

it should get hit by a car

Toni Collette plays the car.

so a bitch can single me out at age 9 and call me a fat cow and get everyone in our class to moo at me when i walk into a room and tell everyone that i steal food and tell me that i need to learn to be anorexic but years down the road when she suddenly gets fat and starts posting selfies calling herself shit like “chunky wunky thickums” i’m supposed to think it’s cool that she’s into the body posi scene now?? Sorry Bessie it’s your turn with the bell now

*hannibal lecter voice* Pepsi-Cola is a carbonated beverage dating back to 1893, typically enjoyed with a pleasant meal in the company of loved ones. Effervescence bubbles and seethes in the dark nectar like a thousand tiny gasps for air, reminding us of inky ocean depths, or perhaps of the secret shameful thoughts that boil within our own psyches. Tell me, Will, what dark desires are bubbling to the surface of your mind? Will they taste sweet as syrup if you try to swallow them? Or will they give you a tummy ache?