Don't Laugh Too Hard

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MY SISTER JUST GOT HIT ON BY THE CHEF AT THE RESTAURANT WE’RE AT VIA THE WAITRESS I’M DYING

THE WAITRESS GOT MY SISTER’S NUMBER FOR THE CHEF AND THEN PROCEEDED TO GUSH ABOUT HIM TO MY SISTER AND THEN A SECOND WAITRESS DID THE SAME AND THEN THE FIRST ONE TOLD US MY SISTER WASN’T ALLOWED TO ORDER DESSERT BECAUSE IT WAS TAKEN CARE OF AND THEN HE MADE HER A TASTING PLATE OF EVERY DESSERT ON THE MENU AND THEN HE CAME OUT AND HE WAS SO NERVOUS AND IT WAS REALLY SUPER SWEET.

More men should present dessert plates when trying to hit on a woman. 

“erm…okay”

“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”

ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING

i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in

Muffy is a stone cold bitch and that is why we would be hunties

that was crazy arthur isnt real

Soulja boy tell em

*closes app*

Thas the fastest snatch ever

That boys hands are something serious

He’s smooth about it

He just like nah nah nah nah nah nah

…quick as shit!

😂😂😂😂

It’s sad cause it’s true , is so difficult to get money these days and is gonna get worst