little girl storytime

So my boyfriend and I went to this back to school party and in every party there is these 3 things drugs, drinks,games. A party isn't a party without them, so naturally me and Nate (my boyfriend) go to play never have I ever. After all types of questions we decide to change it up a bit, these two slutty girls decided to change the rules to "if you have 3 Nevers in a row then you have to spin the bottle, and whoever the bottle lands on is the person you have to spend 7 minutes in heaven and you have to at least make out". The crazy part about it was right after the game started back I got three Nevers in a row.

*baby boy is crying in the bathroom looking at the mirror*

Baby: I'm so ugly

( mommy just happens to peek her head in the bathroom to hear but not believe that she did)

Mommy: what did you say?

Baby: nothing *wiping his tears*

Mommy: hunny you know the rules, no lieing to yourself.

Baby: I'm not because its true I'm ugly.

Mommy: lies!!!! You are the most beautifulest boy I have ever seen and that's that.

Baby: I don't believe you but ok.

Daddy: you can't do that princes your to small

Baby: no I'm not ima big girl daddy

Daddy: o really, well that's to bad

Baby: why?

Daddy: o well because I got all the Barbie movies I could find in the store and a hole bunch of sugary sweets for my small little baby, but as you have said ur all grown up. Not a baby no more.

Baby: um well you see

Daddy: come here my little baby