I genuinely love the ifea of the truo between Parrot, Wifies and Theo or just a Wifies and Theo duo so heres some headcanons...
Wifies survives and sticks with Parrot. Don't ask why or how he just does ok.
I imagine at first Wifies would be really distrustful of Theo . He would always put himself between Parrot and Theo. He also only refers to Theo as "Theobald" (or sometimes his whole name TheobaldTheBird). He also kinda growls at Theo at first.
Theo would try to impress Wifies and gain his trust but after a while of trying and thinking it didn't work he mostly gave up.
During the scavenger hunt with the sea, Wifies is on Theo's side when it comes to "we shouldn't take Boomie with us", but sticks with Parrot when Theo leaves because. Of course he does.
When Wemmbu orbital strikes Boomie, Wifies immediately clocks that its Wemmbu, but doesn't say anything.
During the Kings arc Wifies would argue that Parrot should not be king, even if he does think he would be a good one. He thinks it's stupid and the server shouldn't need a King in the first place. Parrot proceeds anyways.
Wifies had started feeling less hostile during Theo during the scavenger hunts and starts feeling affection towards him during the kings arc (especially when he spells Parot)
Soo... the purge... I have two possibilities here. One that is most likely and one that is sillier
Wifies was waiting in Parrot's bedroom during the announcement and left with him. That option would make Theo even more confused when he finds Pearit because???? wheres Wifies????
Wifies wasn't there and Theo took him with him. They bond during the purge and I'm not sure if the thing with Pearit would happen here because Wifies would probably warn Theo that's not Parrot, or let it happen for funsies. I like to think he let it happen till Pearit asked for loot (because ain't no way hes letting this CHUD who's impersonating his best friend get loot) Since Wifies stipped that they continue looking for Parrot, and... they don't find him till the purge is over unfortunately (But hey! They bonded!)
By the time Parrot is officially king, Wifies and Theo are on good terms and can be seen often joking around with each other. Parrot is really glad that he doesn't have to deal with Wifies growling and going "We shouldn't trust him..." anymore
I kinda forgor what happens while Parrot is kingother thab the civil war so no wifies headcanon during thay period. sorgy😿 He's proud of Parrot ok.
During the Civil war Wifies is glad that Parrot has two bodyguards and actually easily trusts Reina to which Theo is pretty much like "Why do you trust her instantly when it took you like 4 months to like me😿😿😿"
At the very end I think Parrot doesn't know where Wifies is. He literally lost hiss three friends bro💔
ALSO since Wifies is alive in this au Parrot actually knows Theo better than in canon because theres no "Oh he grieves Wifies and see Thei as replacement for him"
I have. to go NOW might write more later ok??? ok
I love trios I wish they could've been like a trio thing like the farlands trio (without the part where wifies hated dean)
Theobald is technically his name but it feels so awkward to call him by it. Like it's his full name. Is his last name thebird?
Wifies chill u aren't a dog💔💔 well you might be depending on who's reading but still
Yes! Wifies and Theo actually agree on something! This is a moment in history!
I think both wifies and parrot clocked that it's wemmbu but for their safety...
I agree that Wifies would be soo against Parrot being king because not only is it kinda dumb, it's dangerous!
Oh yes that's amazing. My... Uhh... Insert duo name...
Imm dead Theo and Pearit..
I don't think the Pearitx2 would happen at all if wifies was there, no way
Everyone's favorite bonding method, give it up for forced proximity!!
Parrot saw them actually bonding and being friendly and cheered internally because he was too scared acknowledging it would make wifies snap out of it💔💔
Fuck bro and after allat he's still lonely.
Thank god bro!! Let's go!! I'm so happy they're really healthy now
I hope I see another ask...