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“The children of my civilisation would be insulted.”

“You have a knack of getting yourself into trouble.”

“We’re always in trouble! It follows us everywhere.”

“I made some cocoa and got engaged.”

“I can’t decide whether you’re a rogue, a halfwit, or both.”

“You squashed my favourite Beatles!”

“We’re trying to defeat the Daleks, not start a jumble sale!”

“No one mentioned cutting throats.”

“I am a citizen of the universe, and a gentleman to boot.”

“I keep my eyes open and my mouth shut.”

“You might almost say the Cyberman had a… complete metal breakdown.”

“Have you thought up some clever plan?”

“I’m going to bung a rock at it.”

“People spend all their time making nice things and then other people come along and break them!”

“Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.”

“Just pretend to be stupid. Think you can manage that?”

“I hate computers and refuse to be bullied by them!”

“Great jumping gobstobbers!”

“You, sir, are a nitwit.”

“Sometimes I think ‘military intelligence’ is a contradiction in terms.”

“… you ham-fisted bun vendor.”

“You were trying to make cocoa in my lab?!”

“Nuclear explosions? Take the usual precautions… sticky tape on windows, that sort of thing.”

“Do they have mice in Atlantis?”

“I never thought I’d have to fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar.”

“Would you like a jelly baby?”

“You’re standing on my scarf.”

“Call me ‘old girl’ again and I’ll spit in your eye.”

“Excuse me, can you help me? I’m a spy.”

“You’re just a mouth on legs.”

“Oh, you know how it is; you put things off for a day and next thing you know, it’s a hundred years later.”

“I speak treason fluently.”

“It’s more a mental stroll in a park of psychic tranquility.”

“A little gratitude wouldn’t irreetrievably damage my ego.”

“I shall beat it into submission with my charm.”

“We aren’t getting anywhere playing pat-a-cake with the wall.”

“You’re bonkers.”

“Guns can seriously damage your health, you know.”

“Are you trying to be funny?”

“Absence makes the nose grow longer.”

“A bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away.”

“Every dogma has its day.”

“Two wrongs don’t make a left turn.”

“Time and tide melts the snowman.”

“One tends to expect advice from one’s adviser.”

“Do me a favour and drown yourself.”

“You’re a nice guy, but a little weird…”

“Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.”

“These shoes! They fit perfectly!”

“Am I being abducted?”

“Go to hell, sir.”

“Are you capable of speaking without flapping your hands about?”

“I came first in jiggery pokery.”

“I failed hullabaloo.”

“What the Shakespeare is going on?”

“I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.”

“Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I’m saving the world?”

“Are you my mummy?”

“That is textbook enigmatic.”

“They think I’m in drag!”

“Oh… I should have realised. He’s into musical theatre.”

“I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I’m wearing a vegetable!”

“I’m going to report you for… madness!!”

“I point and laugh at archaeologists.”

“Please desist from striking me.”

“I was promised tea!”

“Have you got space teeth?!”

“A poncho. The biggest crime against fashion since lederhosen.”

“Let’s die looking like a Peruvian folk band.”

“Okay, this is bad. At the moment I don’t know how bad, but certainly we’re three buses, a long walk, and eight quid in a taxi from good.”

spaceship-specific

[ 01 ] the cockpit of a dilapidated spaceship

[ 02 ] the bridge of a massive starship, with windows around the room giving you an incredible view of the stars

[ 03 ] beside the burning remains of a crashed ship

[ 04 ] tucked away in the bunks of a tiny spaceship

[ 05 ] outside a spaceship in the middle of space, using gravity-boots to walk safely across the ship and perform repairs or check a bad sensor

[ 06 ] a bustling ship hangar with crewmembers running about, rushing to get into their ships as the battle draws near

[ 07 ] the weapons locker onboard the ship

[ 08 ] the locker rooms onboard the ship

[ 09 ] the echo-y shuttle bay of a spaceship

[ 10 ] in the ship's command center during an intense battle

[ 11 ] the narrow passageway leading to the ship's weapon system/turrets

[ 12 ] the mess hall, crowded with crewmembers

[ 13 ] your muse's private room onboard the ship

different types of planets

[ 14 ] a dense, foggy planet with oversized plants

[ 15 ] the abandoned base on a moon with low gravity

[ 16 ] a swampy, foggy planet with frightening creatures lurking beneath the water's surface

[ 17 ] an entirely water-covered planet with structures built above the stormy seas for safety

[ 18 ] a hilly, remote planet covered in grasslands

[ 19 ] a lava-covered, mountainous planet with bubbling volcanoes

[ 20 ] a planet trapped in a constant storm, always raining and thundering

[ 21 ] the site of an abandoned colony on a once-habitable planet, now taken over by nature and destroyed by time

[ 22 ] a planet where life only exists underground, where it is impossible to survive on the surface

[ 23 ] a city planet, completely built up of buildings, nightlife, neon lights, and a seedy underbelly

assorted locations + scenarios

[ 24 ] a military base, now abandoned and controlled by a rogue ai

[ 25 ] trapped within a high security prison full of space pirates

[ 26 ] a holy temple, obscured in the mountains of a distant planet

[ 27 ] on the craggy side of a massive meteor

[ 28 ] a dangerous off-world facility rumored to house illegal experimentations

[ 29 ] a bustling, cramped cantina filled with music, drinking, and the occasional gunshot or two

1.     ❝ I didn’t choose to become a werewolf. ❞ 2.     ❝ Have you seen a lot of werewolves ? ❞ 3.     ❝ You were bitten, you’re already changing. ❞ 4.     ❝ I’d take a silver bullet for you, you know ? ❞ 5.     ❝ We were attacked by a lycanthrope, a werewolf ! ❞ 6.     ❝ Am I a victim of your carnivorous lunar activities ? ❞ 7.     ❝ Isn’t there any way that I can become human again ? ❞ 8.     ❝ Whether you’re a vampire or werewolf, love is still love. ❞ 9.     ❝ The last remaining werewolf must be destroyed. It’s you ! ❞ 10.   ❝ You’re one of them !  I’ve hunted these creatures for years ! ❞ 11.   ❝ I may be upset or screwed up right now, but I’m not a wolf ! ❞ 12.   ❝ Did you just whistle at me ?  I’m a wolf, not a dog, you know ? ❞ 13.   ❝ You don’t scare me. Underneath all that hair, you’re still a dork. ❞ 14.   ❝ Am I a werewolf ?  I don’t know, I’ll let you know by the next full moon. ❞ 15.   ❝ Yeah, be rational, sure. You’re a fucking werewolf, for Christ’s sake ! ❞ 16.   ❝ Wait… you’ve always known about me being a werewolf all along ? ❞ 17.   ❝ The full moon is rising. Would you rather I remained out here with you ? ❞ 18.   ❝ The three “F”s of being a werewolf — feeding, fighting, and… reproduction. ❞ 19.   ❝ I’m torn between feeling very scared of you and finding you terribly attractive. ❞ 20.   ❝ I was always meant to be a werewolf, I just know it !  How do I get one to attack me ? ❞ 21.   ❝ You’re real, lycanthropy is real, so the solution must be real. We’ll find it together. ❞ 22.   ❝ There’s gotta be a cure, right ?  Otherwise, there’d be a hell of a lot more of them ! ❞ 23.   ❝ Tomorrow night’s the full moon. You’re gonna change. You’ll become… a werewolf ! ❞ 24.   ❝ If they were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently ? ❞ 25.   ❝ I didn’t see. I was chased by a big thing, uh– some kind of wild animal. A wolf maybe ? ❞ 26.   ❝ I am a fucking werewolf !  Do you think I want to go back to being a nobody ?  No thanks ! ❞ 27.   ❝ Maybe he’s like you, and it’s not in his nature to kill, and he secretly wants to mate with me… ❞ 28.   ❝ If you survived an attack by a werewolf, wouldn’t you become a werewolf yourself at the next full moon ? ❞ 29.   ❝ Just the other night, half-man, half-beast got shot down !  They took ‘em to the hospital… was it you ? ❞ 30.   ❝ Do you really believe that tomorrow night, under the full moon, I’ll sprout hair and fangs and eat people ? Bullshit ! ❞ 31.   ❝ Haven’t you heard ?  There was a disturbance in our neighborhood involving some sort of mad dog… or was it a wolf ? ❞ 32.   ❝ Soo… you guys are werewolves too, huh ?  Super glad to know you, I thought I was the only one around here. ❞ 33.   ❝ You’re telling me you were bitten on a full moon, and now you’re getting hairy… could you be turning into a werewolf ? ❞ 34.   ❝ I woke up thinking about wolves and realized that wolf packs function as families. I’ve never had a family before, I’m happy we met. ❞ 35.   ❝ I googled “what to do when your future werewolf mate courts you and brings you a dead rabbit.” There was a lot of porn, then I found a recipe for stew. It was delicious !  The stew, not the porn. The porn was weird. ❞

sometimes i feel like there's a hole inside of me, an emptiness that at times seems to burn.

be careful what you wish for.

wish you could believe in me.

we have to banish him.

he wants me. just me.

what was that, [name]?

you know what? i wished for you, too.

let him take me.

the nudity is entirely optional.

it wasn't me, it was you.

we'll grow old together.

can love really travel back in time and heal a broken heart?

i think if you lifted my heart to your ear, you could probably hear the ocean.

don't die on me, [name], please.

i bet we even die on the same day.

of course you're going to see me again.

hang on to your husbands, girls.

what wouldn't i do... for the right guy?

i have this dream of being whole, of not going to sleep each night, wanting.

i took an oath to uphold the law.

life is perfect.

don't do that.

i'd like to think so.

i have never asked you for anything.

i feel like i'm never going to see you again.

what are you doing?

i came here to bring in the bad guy because generally that's what i do.

sometimes when the wind is warm or the crickets sing, i dream of a love that even time will lie down and be still for.

i just want someone to love me.

i want to be seen.

please do this for me. please?

hold on just a goddamn second. one step at a time.

that's how you came to live with us.

everything is just so blissfully normal.

i wish you could see us.

they like to meddle in people's love lives.

thought you never wanted to fall in love.

you're saying what i'm feeling is just one of your spells?

fall in love whenever you can.

when you find yourself the center of attention... it's not that they hate you. it's that... well. we're different.

you have the worst taste in men.

i was born with them.

since when is being a slut a crime in this family?

you ever put your arms out and spin really, really fast?

maybe i had my happiness.

you promised me that.

so what kind of... uh... craft do you do.

yeah. it's not real.

curses only have power when you believe them. and i don't.

all i want is a normal life.

that's the point.

yeah, well, you know. all relationships have problems.

that's what love is like. it makes your heart race. it turns the world upside down.

when are you going to realize that being normal is not necessarily a virtue?

well... it's what i want.

now that was me.

i don't want them dancing naked under the full moon.

the guy i dreamed of doesn't exist.

is that why they wanted to hang her? because she's a witch?

i don't even mind the beard.

there's a little witch in all of us.

what was that?

i'll tell you all you need to know.

one step at a time.

you think he's dead?

is he cute?

you came for breakfast? we're having pancakes!

what's wrong? cat got your tongue?

Send one to…

😴  - Curl up next to my sleeping muse

🤐 - Come to my muse with a secret

🧥 - Wrap a coat around my muse

💉 - Help my muse take a shot

✂️ - Cut my muse’s hair

🎈 - Bring my muse something to cheer them up

🤗 - Sneak up behind my muse and hug them

🎸 - Teach my muse how to play the guitar

🍙 - Bring my muse something to eat

🥤 - Bring my muse a drink

🍻 - Bring my muse an alcoholic drink

🌺 - Put a flower in my muse’s hair

🛁 - Take a bath with my muse

🚿 - Take a shower with my muse

🎮 - Show my muse video game cheats

⚽️ - Teach my muse a sport

🌱 - Plant seedlings with my muse

🤛🏼 - Show my muse how to throw a proper punch

📕 - Read to my muse

Nachtschwärmer - [night owl/ night person]