I Don't Know What I'm Doing.

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

And he froze the rent only six months into his term.

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

i think about this post at least once a week

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

I love this video so much it brings me so much joy every time it crosses my dash again