Winterstormathena

“I don’t think that I accepted that I wasn’t gonna die young until I was 26 or 27. I really don’t think I fully…when I was 14, 15, 16, 17–I mean I knew as sure as I know that I am wearing green shoes that I was going to die before much happened. It was a certainty for me. And I had shaken off the directly suicidal urge by the time I was 21 or 22, but I still was pretty sure I was going to die pretty young, it really felt like an inevitability. It takes a long time to realize no, you’ve changed…if you shared those feelings with people at some point you go, ‘well, I guess we’re going to stick around.’ And it’s a funky thing to admit because there’s a part of your inner younger self that kind of judges you for that.”

So what you’re saying is that scene in The Prince of Egypt......

much differently:

So this prompted me to wonder how the fuck the camel could bite someone's head off. Cows don't have top front teeth, and biting off a finger let alone a whole head could be hard. From what I saw, looks like camels have milk teeth on the top front but that's it. I ALSO saw tho that they have fuckin canines. Deadass fangs. They're used to break through tough plant matter like bark, but they sure look like they can also do some considerable damage to meat too. Maybe even bone. And that's just...terrifying. I mean, look at this! That's not normal to see on a ruminant, especially considering how big camels are! What the fuck!!

yeah the males have big horrible dracula fangs

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