Winters Child

When you get the email that someone has commented:

When you read the comment and it’s the nicest, kindest, most generous comment in the world:

Sebastian Stan 

“National Geographic called me and asked me to write the feminist facts about how The Lion King gets lion pride dynamics all wrong. I happily complied. Lions are matrilineal!! 

When I contacted Craig Packer, one of the world’s leading lion researchers, to talk  about this story he was IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE. He Skyped me almost instantly from a camp in Kenya and said he’s been waiting for someone to ask him this question since the original film came out.

Anyway, if The Lion King were real, Nala would be the star, Sarabi would be holding her up saying everything the light touches is our kingdom, Simba would have left and never come back, and when Nala got old enough Sarabi would have carved out a territory for her to rule.”

- Erin Biba‏ 

In real life, Simba’s mom would be running the pride

“Reasons men gave for lecturing me on lion pride social structure and telling me one of the world’s leading lion researchers is wrong (I am not kidding these are real): -Watched The Lion King DVD extras -Read a textbook 25 years ago -Has been to the zoo -Everyone just knows

If you ever wondered what it’s like to be a woman that communicates science, this is what it’s like. Any expertise you or your sources may have gained over decades of hard work are null and void because someone watched a DVD extra 25 years ago.”

Pairing: Bucky X Vampire!Reader (and just to complicate it, A/B/O Dynamics)

Words: 7250

Warnings: Not really angsty but it might be for some people. Graphic mention of blood and violence. Smut. Smut involving blood.

Prompt: “Tell them I’m coming. And hell is coming with me.”

A/N: For @sherrybaby14 because she deserves the best and seems to be the one that managed to bring me back into writing so I thank you for that dear because I had no motivation whatsoever and you, thankfully and without intending to, forced me to write. Had I not found a good enough reason to dive back into this, that reason being celebrating your talent and your followers, I wouldn’t have bothered for months. For obvious reasons. So thank you and I do hope you enjoy this even if it is shit.