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@winningwithwine
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb.
Loudly and clearly announced to every person I spoke to that we were launching Product X in November.
Spammed every newsletter with information about Product X launching in November.
Repeated multiple times through multiple channels in November that Product X was with my company, on sale, and ready to buy.
Still have people mid-December saying “I didn’t know you carry Product X. You should have emailed me.”
Please. I hope your store bursts into flames.
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I like how my accounts will simultaneously be "busy" this time of year and "have no money to spend" on my products.
If I ever get pushed over the tipping point and announce to my boss my resignation, I guarantee that his response will be “You’re quitting... over THAT?”
No, I’m not quitting over some stupid minuscule detail. I’m quitting because of all the little things. They’ve added up to be one huge shit pile and I’m tired of shoveling it. This is not the way to run a wine distribution company.
Some time ago, the boss said to all of us that we’re all replaceable and he always has someone in mind for our territories. I would love to call that bluff because no one-- NO ONE-- would want my job.
Every Saturday comes around, I start on my big project du semaine, realize I have several more urgent tasks and finish those, end my day without finishing my project.
Lately I've been making sales calls Monday through Thursday and breaking 40 hours on just those days. Friday has become a catch-up day so I typically tag on at least 5 more hours. Then Saturday projects I put 5 to 7 hours into. Sundays I work part time another 5 hours.
Working 55 hours a week has not made the cash flow. I'm overworked and underpaid.
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My supervisor interviewed me on our live video conference call about how I hit almost all my case goals last month. My coworkers had eyerolls because everything I said was everything they already knew. It’s embarrassing to preach to a choir.
NOT MY JOB
On Thursday, I got a call from the owner of a chain of retail stores. He asked to sync his database with ours, if possible, and if I knew who he’d have to contact. I said I didn’t know and that I would have my supervisor reach out to him. He did.
Today is Monday and I hadn’t heard back from my supervisor. Thinking he may have forgotten to talk with the owner, I emailed him to ask if he had any updates.
I checked my emails at 8:00. My supervisor forwarded the owner’s request. We are demanded to manually complete their database of our items in their system, which I would say is probably over 2,000 individual item entries, by tomorrow. They are also saying we need to do this for them every month.
The stores collectively rank high as far as how much they buy together but I think I might file this under
NOT MY JOB
My account that demands a weekly accounts receivable report hasn’t read my emails in weeks. I know this because she:
Called me during my vacation
Called my customer service line and asked them to contact me during my vacation
Texted me today to ask if I still worked for my company (today is the day I email her report)
Shortstaffing should be illegall
"But what if I can't afford to hire more employees?"
If you have more customers than your employees can handle and you're still not making enough, then you need to sort out your finances. Raise prices if necessary.
Your overhead isn't worth more than your workers' health.
If your employees are overworked your business model is flawed. If the revenue for doing what you do is not greater than the costs of doing what you do, then the thing you are doing is not viable. It’s not my job to subsidize your shitty planning for you.
*violently stares at my employer*
Quarterly Review
I forgot we do these. I had mine today. Each salesman gets a score based on how many quotas and numbers we hit in the previous three months. I scored the highest. The lowest scorer was cut from the team.
I can’t say I obtained my number 100% legitimately so for as proud as I am for achieving it, I feel a bit guilty that one of our own was struggling and he and none of us could do anything.
I’m not sure if we had a review for the previous quarter because of the pandemic but I’m sure as hell we’ll get reviewed this coming quarter. Luckily, I’ve hit the most goals of any salesman. It wasn’t easy by any means but I’m coming out as a rising star with my company.
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Speaking of that college degree, I could pay off the loans without any interest if I put my next 3 paychecks toward only the loans. I have enough saved up to do it.
Did I mention that this was a thing?
Yeah, no more loans. My July paycheck was my first real paycheck in which almost none of it went to paying bills. Wanna know what I spent all my money on?
Nothing. I saved it. After the past 15 grueling years of living, I’ve realized to never assume I’ve saved up enough money. I’m just gonna have to have kids and give it all to them so they don’t screw up like I did.
I had a dream that I was recognized for meeting all my numbers and promoted to a six-figure position.
Then I woke up and began laughing hysterically.
2 years later: wat the fuck
me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!
customer walks up
me: sue?
customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni
me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?
customer: oh! no i’m (name)!
the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?
me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it
‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry
sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey
me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER
male customer standing right in front of me turns to look
me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?
customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip
customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.
me: are you jennifer?
customer: no, i’m daniel
Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other.
Anyone who has worked with the general public has to eventually have the uncomfortable, but honest realization that they now understand what would make someone capable of murdering another human being.
I just remembered this one time in retail when I posted a sign in the nasty ass break room that said "PLEASE CLEAN THIS BACK ROOM!"
A manager yelled at me for putting the sign there.
She yelled at me instead of the floor guys who practically took a dump every time they were in the break room.
???
Eventually I WAS THE ONE who cleaned the break room top to bottom. I took it upon myself after I showed the owner that there were mice stealing ketchup packets left in there and pooping all over the place. It took all day. I'll spare you from what else I found.
This is retail.
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If I tell you your order will arrive Tuesdy
and by Wednesday it’s not there
you do not wait until Friday to let me know
