give me love

“You’re making the beds sound a lot more comfortable than they actually are.”

“I don’t recall saying they were comfortable, but they are functional... sometimes, at least.”

“You can… speak with an accent. You could make a W out of construction paper and tape it to your shirt every day. You could…dye your hair purple. Or you could just announce yourself every time you walk into a room.”

“Hey, dying my hair might actually be a good idea. I’d go with the W idea, but I’m not sure that people would take well to that -- it’s a little too Scarlet Letter for my taste.”

“See, I missed the part where I ravish you. Brooke would never go for that.”

“And what exactly makes you think I would?”

“You’d suit being a brunette though.”

“Now that’s not a bad idea.”

“I’ll believe it when I see it.”

“Well... then maybe you should go see her.”

“Do you have ideas?”

“Not yet, but I have to figure something out.”

“Yes, In… Our hearts?”

“No, not in our hearts. Alive, breathing, here. I met her. And don’t you start going all Arthur on me because she’s real -- I’m not the only one who’s seen her.”

“I’m thinkin’ you, me, a bottle of whisky, Hatchman’s office…” He raises a brow. “I know, the location is the deal breaker.”

“While I could go for a drink, I’m not sure how your plan is going to set me apart from my lookalike.”

”Do you have an old pair of glasses you don’t like? Break them apart and just use one half. Oh, wear glasses.”

“While all of your ideas are pretty great, I’m not sure any of them will work.”

”Oh. You could…wear a monocle.”

“I like the idea, but where am I supposed to get a monocle?”

“Come on now, don’t be like that.”

“I have a feeling I have to be like this so, go ahead, hit me with your best idea.”

Know what?

“Brooklyn’s very much alive, Jack.”

“I can think of a few things.”

“It’s truly amazing at how much I already don’t like the sound of said things.”

“You should… Only wear blue. And take all of Brooklyn’s blue clothes so she can’t.”

“I don’t think she’d be okay with me stealing her clothes.”