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Just got recommended a little channel with a very cute animated story about a ferret called “Steve, Socks, and Spleen Surgery - An Animated Story” and it’s like 4 minutes and it’s sooo sweet

Translted by DeepL, edited by me, wrote by Petr Bormor

This story took place in a small fairy-tale kingdom. It was considered a fairy tale kingdom purely nominally; the kingdom was so small that serious miracles never happened in it. So, all sorts of nonsense. In this kingdom, as usual, lived a prince. Not just him, of course, but the story will be about him. The prince, as it usually happens in fairy tales, loved a shepherdess. A pure and sublime platonic love. She reciprocated. That is, she also loved him secretly and from afar. And to say who she is and who he is! Only in fairy tales do common shepherdesses marry high-born men. And our kingdom, as we remember, though it was a fairy tale, it was not that fairy tale. And the shepherdess, as a clever and practical girl, did not count on such miracles. The prince was more optimistic. He hired a bunch of informants who studied the whole life of the shepherdess and made a complete psychological portrait of her for His Highness. And the prince realized that this was the kind of girl he wanted. For insurance, he turned to a famous sorceress (a foreign one, as there were none of his own in his native land), and the latter confirmed that, yes, indeed, of all the girls of suitable age, the shepherdess was the most preferable party for the prince. It is simply the ideal option. Of course, such a story could not end with anything but a happy ending. But for now, it's not over yet. The wedding was held in the spring. The shepherdess was not invited to it, but that's understandable - what would she do at a royal wedding? The prince married a princess from a neighboring kingdom. The princess was six years older than him, and her face was not that ugly, but nothing outstanding. Although, come to think of it, yes, she was ugly. Small of stature, freckled and nearsighted. But this marriage was extremely favorable to the two states, and what should a good ruler think about first of all, but the good of his native country? The parents of the prince and the princess had agreed everything in advance, when they were still children. And the prince knew perfectly well who his wife would be. But you can't stop dreaming, can you? The shepherdess married a couple of months later - to a saddler from a neighboring village. And she was quite happily married. When you think about it, she never met the prince. He remained for her a childish dream, something shining, not of this world. And her husband - here he was, caring, hard-working, moderately drinking, rarely beating - what else could a simple shepherdess want! Many of her friends were much less fortunate! And here she has her own house, and relative prosperity, and confidence in the future. And that the saddler is almost twice her age - so it's no big deal. But he loves her! He buys gingerbread. He takes her to the fair on holidays. Such happiness smiled on the shepherdess - I can't even believe it was without a miracle! (Part 2 next)