Why I think Jason Dean from Heathers is bisexual
disclaimer: I actually just took some bi weird references in heathers and connected them to JD.
Well let's get started then! If you ever asked yourself "why most people think Jason Dean is bisexual?" This is for you.
When Kurt and Ram insult him calling him fag and by saying "what did your boyfriend said when you told him you were moving to Sherwood, Ohio?" He only seemed annoyed by the fact that they broke his peace.
He doesn't say anything about their comment, but just answer with "They don't seem to have a policy for assholes now don't they?"
And you may say, well he couldn't just say "first off I'm not gay, second pew pew." And i agree with you. But doesn't what he says sound like something who's queer would say to answer someone who insulted them back? Because it really does to me. Besides look at his annoyed expression. Does he look straight to you??
Do i seriously need to explain this one?
Well there's not really much of an explanation needed, but he always dress the same way. Flannel, t-shirt, jeans and trench coat. If it ain't bisexual culture then i don't know what is.
Gay knowledge and Moby Dick
Ok so: we all know the part where JD shows Veronica what he choosed as gay artefacts for Ram and Kurt right? But if you pay attention, he never said he bought them. He just said "here's what I've got." Which implies he could also just have them at home and since i HIGHLY doubt it were his father's, there's an high chance he owned them.
Besides, the man clearly drink mineral water. It's pretty obvious tbh.
And then, skip to Duke's "murder". He actually read Moby Dick because you seriously have to fight me if you think he just scrolled the pages without paying attention. I don't why i mentioned this to be honest he just like to read that doesn't make him bisexual
But like I'm desperate at the moment so
He's not a very fast speaker, but he compense with his hands. He emphasizes every sentence with gesturing, making everything he says sounding right and leaving an impression on who's listening to him.
He just does it every time he open his mouth, with the exception of when he sit (but we'll talk about that too, it's the next point.)
Maybe you didn't noticed the first time, but JD just can't walk straight. Look at his back, it just can't bring itself on being straight. Like the man himself.
When he stand still, he can't actually stay still. He's always moving, walking around the room, like when they plan Kurt&Ram suicide.
AND THE WAY HE SITS. He literally sit with his legs wide open and his back leaning on the back of the couch/chair or whatever he is (no wonder his walk isn't straight) Every. Single. Time. And I'm sorry but that's just the truth, go check yourself. He only sat decently during the funerals, and there too he was obviously forcing himself.
The smirk constantly placed on his face
This isn't bisexually related he's just hot ok
And that's it loves! I don't know if you read it until arriving here but if you did you're a very nice person. Those doesn't make sense at all (or maybe they do????) So it's just for fun ok :)
Maybe I'll add some that comes into my mind in the future, who knows 😏😏😏
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