Nightmare dressed like a daydream

Jaden Moore + Personality traits

"Darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream."

Well yeah, I’m only a snob, like, half of the time.

You probably shouldn’t. I’ll keep that moment in my back pocket for some use in the future.

There we go. Acceptance is the first step or whatever shit it is they say.

I’m sure that I don’t need to tell you how convincing you are.

And I appreciate it. And I promise I won’t bring up your sappiness ever again.

I am, but don’t kid yourself. You didn’t have an existential crisis for breaking the rules.

Alright, maybe you help skew my moral compass a little.

You know, people can be nice to each other outside of animated movies.

I barely did anything!

Oh boy, you’ve caught me.

Nooo, J, that’s when you’re supposed to say. “That’s okay, we can all be kinda shitty sometimes. I forgive you because that’s what friends are supposed to do”.

Shut up, you know it’s true.

Yeah! I only broke the rules because you made me, you terrible influence. [He laughs.] Oh no, don’t start spreading my bad boy secrets.

That’s true. I’m sorry I’m a shitty friend sometimes.

I didn’t put a gun to your head! I didn’t even have to convince you. My body did that. There was also that one time we went to New York and I stole some tacos. You barely gave a shit. This good boy crap you have going on is all lies.

[He’s surprised at the sudden well of sincerity that pours out between them, unsure of what to say at first.] I… I never thought you were crazy. [He smiles.] Blondie, I’ve never cared that you were difficult or abrasive. People don’t always like me either– I stick to the rules too much– but I’ve managed to get a few close friends and I’m happy to consider you one of them. [He laughs at that, thinking about what kind of couple they would make.] It probably wouldn’t have worked out.

[Jaden looked at Kendall like, Really? You didn’t think I was crazy? And you didn’t care? Please, but she let it go] You kidding me? I made you break the rules so many times. You ain’t as uptight as you want people to believe. I know the truth, Eyebrows.

Go for it.

I’m not the kinda guy to brag about that stuff, you know that.

And you’re not the type of guy to say “kickass babe” but you already said it twice.

Alright, whatever, let me maintain a little dignity here.

What do you mean??

That you think you screwed me. 

I mean, technically, I was the one who screwed you– you know what, nevermind.

Aw. That’s so cute that you think that.