Heh

anyone ready for school?

cause I sure am not, I'd like to be able to have a holiday from school where I don't have to have homework constantly looming over me because it would do my procrastination self so much to not procrastinate on something important so I can try and sort my shit together, cause I can't do it during the school terms because I'm worrying about school. I would like to please have some time to myself to relax for once in the 11 years I've been at school.

bout to start living in the counsellors office if I don't get my shit together.

You can look like anybody with enough scotch tape and bones!

Who's bones?

Gilderoy Lockhart had to stay 20ft away from children before his time at Hogwarts, then he obliviated the ministry of magic and became free of any charges.

Percival Dumbledore became so famous with the ladies he became Russias greatest love machine during the period of 4 days

Aberforth Dumbledore is the reason why centaurs exist

Aberforth and Percival Dumbledore are the reason behind all the half human races within the wizarding world.

When Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald were younger they set up portals to each others closets at their family homes so whenever they wanted to see each other they had to come put of the closet.

Albus Dumbledore is a power bottom and Gellert Grindelwald is a switch

During Severus Snapes time at Hogwarts he recorded in a letter to Albus Dumbledore that he believed that Gilderoy Lockhart was the reincarnation of Narcissus and that if he dies by the mirror of Erised Albus would owe him 20 Galleons.

In the world of Harry Potter the longer beard you have the more influence you have over people, this is why Albus Dumbledore was able to convince Harry Potter to take his life. This is also why Voldemort has such and untrustworthy vibe surrounding him at all times.

When the paintings start to talk shit the 7th years take the paintings into their dorms to mentally torture and scar them, reports say it's worse than the cruicio curse. Unfortunately the paintings won't describe what happened so all we can do is give everyone a detention.

I also braight a harmonica and I have notes for hey jude but most one is letting me play. it has been named the panic harmonica.

Being in production is when you first sing with the orchestra and a song plays that you don't sing so you stay seated on the floor while your friend has to give up their chips to you so they can sing. (Salt 'n vinnies!)