fight AND flight

me, looking at old OLD old rp blogs: i gazed into the abyss and the abyss stared back

The lady next door keeps sayin’ my birds are too loud. I didn’t ask, Martha. I didn’t ask.

Someone’s gotta.

ya’ll should know that my sam is dating his steve and that theyre beautiful and pefect and gay together and i love them 

 Free: Steve Rogers to a good home. Warning: Will put his cold-ass hands on you. 

pluckybarned said: your buckys? Someone's gotta pick up the slack.

Yeah, Alternate Sam? This is Alternate Sam. I need you to come check out your Bucky or I'll have to give him to a Steve that will spoil him.

Me, herding my Buckys into a pen: You stop whatever you're doing right now I dont know what it is but it needs stopping.

These hands... betrayed me.

I FOLLOWED ANOTHER BUCKY WITHOUT THINKING. GET ME OUT.

It’s my turn to make lunch and I had everything ready and in the oven but I forgot to turn it on and Steve noticed and didn’t say anything because he’s too damn polite to rush me and now we’re both starving. 

Steve doesn’t understand if I keep going at this pace I will wilt like a beautiful rose.