Small and Tart

who said ferraris aren’t family cars hah

because air from the grille is diverted out those channels, that baby would be launched out at sufficiently high speeds

fantastic

Druid pondering orb

you’d fall off…..

only if you picked the wrong one

Tails

he’s in no danger that dude can fly

put a bunch of Americans from different states in the same room and they'll literally just spend the entire time arguing about weather

one time this guy from new york tried to tell me that summer in new york is worse than summer in florida and i almost killed him with a brick

When the mafia finally catches my ass

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

This also works for craving romantic attention. Like, they smiled? I'm in tears. Our gazes meet? My heart is fluttering. If I receive a single complement from them, I an proposing.

posts that make you understand repressed victorian gentlemen upon witnessing a fair maiden’s scandalously exposed ankle 

I’ve never seen this actual video

Context makes it more baffleing????????

Being a DM and writing your own campaigns is like buying your cats an elaborate cat condo and watching those dumb idiots spend 4 days in the box it came in eating packing peanuts