Carl: Yeah I got good at frogger because my mom locked me in the basement anytime my dad's friends came around because she didn't want me around them... why are you guys looking at me like that?
Three Goblin Art
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

JVL
Today's Document
RMH

Kaledo Art

shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day

oozey mess

titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium

izzy's playlists!

Product Placement
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Carl: Yeah I got good at frogger because my mom locked me in the basement anytime my dad's friends came around because she didn't want me around them... why are you guys looking at me like that?

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dcc fans are doing the thing where they misinterpret a character to make them more visually appealing but instead of making some bland boy pretty theyre all collectively ignoring how fucked up purebred persian cats look
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My favourite book series! This is Carl and Princess Donut from the Dungeon Crawler Carl series by Matt Dinniman. Amazing books and amazing audio books because the narrator is so insanely talented you completely forget it’s just one guy!
Information about the painting
References used:
Carl - based very loosely on Tom Hanks from Saving Private Ryan
Donut - Google image search for tortoiseshell Persian cats helped me figure out the coat pattern and smushed face look
Tiara - Google image search for plastic tiara, and then I combined a few of the results for something a little more unique
Glasses - Google image search for rhinestone sunglasses, and then combined for a gaudy look
Butterfly charm - couldn’t find anything I really liked so it’s more of a sort of fairy wing look than anything else 🤷🏻♀️
Leather jacket - Google image search
Brushes used (procreate):
Lilydale
Winkleigh
Lichen
Agrarian
Forester
Mintbrush
Canva used to add signature
Native Apple photos app used for post-processing colour balance
I feel bad for the crawlers. Imagine needing to keep some random cat with single digit constitution alive because if you don't her best friend is going to go nuclear and probably kill everyone.
the way that DCC goes out of it's way to say that 'the crawl is horrible, it's hurt so many people, and in turn those poeple have hurt more and more people and you are all trapped in this system one that needs to be broken but at the same time cannot be'
The way that it says 'earth is not the first, nor even the hundreth planet this has happened to but goddamnit it will be the last'

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Odette: What is Donut to you?
Carl: The reason I get up every morning.
Audience: *oooohs and awwws*
Donut, at 5am bouncing around and pawing at Carl’s face: WAKE UP! WAKE UP! RISE AND SHINE CARL! WAKE UP!
merry christmas lightning lou by Andrew Mar
Carl is "avoids politically charged language but holds beliefs he doesn't realise are political" to a hilarious extent. He incited revolution against an empire live on TV. He planted a bomb on a political agent. He made speeches about how the rich and powerfull are assholes. Cuba? oh, he doesn't know about Cuba, he's not interested in politics.
The Anarchist

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I Iove Lucia Mar so much,
Imagine being a mentally ill teenager when the world fucking ends. You are suddenly separated from your dad and left to defend yourself with your dogs, and then on top of that you are forced to physically mature yourself in order to please a bunch of aliens who are going to squeeze you dry for every last dime by any means possible.
Of course you’re gonna cope the only way you possibly can, by pretending that everything is one bad dream. All those people you hurt aren’t real, so why does it matter what you do?
God i fucking love when Carl gets to use his boat knowledge like fuckkkkk . first of all competent . about his field and can use it for his crafty plans also fuckkkk yes god damn. secondly he feels like a real solid character with a backstory that comes up naturally when its relevant and not expositiony. it's just. ugh. so good
Princess Donut should get hit with a Polymorph spell that turns her into a human teenager until they kill the spell caster so Carl has to grapple with the fact that he’s actually Donuts dad while fighting off his trauma with a stick

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“If we get to the point where we don’t help each other anymore, that’s when we stop being human.”
-Matt Dinniman, Dungeon Crawler Carl
Detail of Pea Blossoms, 1890, by Edward Poynter (1836-1919)