A lolita in a cold place

I should probably have a good scream. I feel like I’m a little overdue a blood curdling throat ripping yell

what’s an orgasm

when you fold paper to look like birds and shit

that’s oregano bitch

No, that's an organisation. An orgasm is a metal or metal alloy mentioned in Plato's Critias and other ancient writings about Atlantis.

No, that’s orichalcum. An orgasm is a field of fruit trees

No, that's an orchid. An orgasm is those giant keyboard instruments with pipes that make it extremely loud

No, that's an organ. An orgasm is a container or device that keeps objects in a particular arrangement or order

Washington 🤔

Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.

my desire to be hidden from the world just keeps intensifying

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

in order to preserve my internet privacy i’ll have to start feeding everyone misinformation about myself. i don’t eat. i don’t sleep. i don’t breathe. i don’t blink. i don’t have “blood”