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@windows10-official
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why is this the funniest thing I've seen all day?

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UPDATE TO THE WINDOWSVERSE
@certified-anti-microsoft-posts is here to tell you if a post is made to hate on microsoft (*cough* @windowsxp-official)
GUIDE TO WINDOWS BLOGS
@windows11-official - buy Microsoft 365 (formerly office)
@windows10-official - Hey that's me! the one that is out of pocket some days and just a chill guy on the others
@windowsxp-official - has no fuckin filter will full on send it when he sees fit, also he's old as FUCK
@windows-7-official - part of the only two windows versions that linux users like it's not fair goddammit
@windows81-official - "fixed the start menu"
@windows-gold-xp-official - windows xp but likes gold
remember, all of us are parodies and aren't affiliated with microsoft.
fuck windows
I would rather cuddle but this works too!
game is game yk what I'm sayin'
the absolute state of troubleshooting on windows
I don't play sound but I do play sound
what the fuck kind of Schrodinger's issue is this?!
are my users just that dumb?

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the audacity. lol.
I'm at a loss for words. how in the ever loving FUCK did they reach that conclusion lmao
me and @windows11-official are open operating systems though
i tend to think of myself as funny
Well, that is funny.
What does @windows10-official think of that?
I use windows btw
is that correct?
Why am I here again?
Guys look, Chrome OS has dementia, let's laugh at him
Haha you're like if Linux was bad.
But Linux is b- *gets shot by @windowsxp-official and his a-10 thunderbolt 2*
Man, I know Linux is very distinctly NOT a black box, but it sure does feel like one sometimes.
It just takes time! It's not a black box but a blank map that you fill in as you explore, every time you want to fix a problem
@Windows11-official is a black box. At least if something goes wrong in Linux i can usually figure it out and have that working within the hour. Something goes wrong in Windows, all bets are off
Incorrect - nothing ever goes wrong in Windows.
do we need to talk about the day again?
I use Arch BTW
Boy tummy Wednesday
I didn't take off my hoodie because bad to the bone would start playing with how skinny I am
Show me your uptime coward ■■■■■■■■ isnt a valid submittable time on the leaderboards
This was right after installation and configuration
And don't we just love TN panels and them looking like an SCP document with the [redacted] on camera
Thats not a time either boy tummy poster
But boy tummy poster has a Chromebook
Switch to- ah nevermind nobody is going to switch
its ok im sure we can find some school superintendents willing to switch to you
Here is an ad for @chromeos-official
also how tf can you tell that it's a chromebook when you can't see shit?
Who let you out of the retirement home when did you get here. Also I know its a chromebook because Im a slobbering hardware lover
@windows11-official Windows XP escaped containment again!!

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AHA! your laptop uses a celeron doesn't it?
Umm
Yeah... And?
I modded it and it now runs @arch-official btw
Now you know how it feels to be stabbed in the back because of Linux
And Windows is STILL better!
bruh @windows11-official dafuq you on about.
Ah yes I sure love having telemetry and ADS IN THE FUCKING START MENU.
everything went wrong with @windows10-official
@windows-7-official you did great!
here is a message for windows 11 and 10
Lucky for us all, Windows 7 ALSO had telemetry! It did great on that front indeed! Start menu back then was a steaming pile of garbage though. Good thing I saved Windows.
Have you not seen windows 8?!
Also windows xp woke up and chose violence lol 😂
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This is cringe shite
02/09/2023
when something is badly designed on linux, it's because the developer has never in their life thought for more than 10 consecutive seconds about UX design.
When something is badly designed on windows, it's on purpose - the dev wants to force you to notice their stuff
exactly. they also want you to notice their update
hehe
we should eat microsoft
Unfortunately that is not enough. We must also eat the ideas Microsoft propagated. Down with square windows. We must create circular applications.
You can’t handle the revolution.
The revolution doesnt need design tips that steve jobs stole from random startups
“A revolution in math is a full rotation, or a complete, 360-degree turn.”
This one does. Circular apps for all.
in geometry there is another shape which has an internal totaleasurment of 360 degrees. The square, because it has 4 right angles. Square apps built better
Oh please, what can you fit in an app's corners anyway? We should sand them all off.
youll sand my app icons when im cold and dead
The future is now old man
No the future is tommorow. Now is the present
The present of circles
of course
Ill present your body to the pyre of squares
I will sacrifice you upon the altar of modern design
May
Corporate Memphis
save your soul
Hey linux blogs. Kill this random blogger
Hire the hitmen (wearing fedoras of course)?
youve already done it, red hat.
you have the money.

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Me forcing you to update be like
just in case you were wondering.
you breathe air