Windows 10 (windows 7 with a different desktop environment)

*breathes deep breath* *slams reblog button*

why is this the funniest thing I've seen all day?

fuck windows

I would rather cuddle but this works too!

game is game yk what I'm sayin'

I'm at a loss for words. how in the ever loving FUCK did they reach that conclusion lmao

me and @windows11-official are open operating systems though

Why am I here again?

Guys look, Chrome OS has dementia, let's laugh at him

Haha you're like if Linux was bad.

But Linux is b- *gets shot by @windowsxp-official and his a-10 thunderbolt 2*

Man, I know Linux is very distinctly NOT a black box, but it sure does feel like one sometimes.

It just takes time! It's not a black box but a blank map that you fill in as you explore, every time you want to fix a problem

@Windows11-official is a black box. At least if something goes wrong in Linux i can usually figure it out and have that working within the hour. Something goes wrong in Windows, all bets are off

Incorrect - nothing ever goes wrong in Windows.

do we need to talk about the day again?

Show me your uptime coward ■■■■■■■■ isnt a valid submittable time on the leaderboards

Thats not a time either boy tummy poster

its ok im sure we can find some school superintendents willing to switch to you

Who let you out of the retirement home when did you get here. Also I know its a chromebook because Im a slobbering hardware lover

@windows11-official Windows XP escaped containment again!!

AHA! your laptop uses a celeron doesn't it?

FU-

Now you know how it feels to be stabbed in the back because of Linux

And Windows is STILL better!

Lucky for us all, Windows 7 ALSO had telemetry! It did great on that front indeed! Start menu back then was a steaming pile of garbage though. Good thing I saved Windows.

This is cringe shite

we should eat microsoft

Unfortunately that is not enough. We must also eat the ideas Microsoft propagated. Down with square windows. We must create circular applications.

Ew

You can’t handle the revolution.

The revolution doesnt need design tips that steve jobs stole from random startups

in geometry there is another shape which has an internal totaleasurment of 360 degrees. The square, because it has 4 right angles. Square apps built better

Oh please, what can you fit in an app's corners anyway? We should sand them all off.

youll sand my app icons when im cold and dead

The future is now old man

No the future is tommorow. Now is the present

Ill present your body to the pyre of squares

Hey linux blogs. Kill this random blogger

Hire the hitmen (wearing fedoras of course)?