yr local spaghetti

i really want to experience traveling with someone i’m in love with

Things i want should not cost more that $15

clicks on you and downloads you as a jpeg and puts you in a zip folder so youre safe and warm btw

downloads you as a webp to torture you and make you useless

i wish i was a character on a silly tv show so gay people on tumblr dot com would psychoanalyze me for free

you forget what language can do until you read a good poem

reblog to make your blog smell like cinnamon and warm brown sugar

developing a crush on someone via corporate email whenever they break the weird performance and put like a little smiley face or something

I’m not a mad scientist I’m just a disappointed scientist...

“we should breed and ask our offspring what they think” has quickly become my favorite way to respond to someone disagreeing with me

I disagree!

you know what has to happen now