& she isn't playing fair

Oh, look. Stoner girl! Choke on any joints lately? Oh, I wish.

I was having a fabulous time watching everyone fuck themselves over. Then I saw your sister, who's face oddly resembles a foot and made my stomach churn.

I didn’t know people with such cold hearts could be considered warm in anyway…but I’ll taken your twisted word for it, Willow. But that is a good question. Why don’t you know everything I do? Maybe it’s because you’re losing your touch, or maybe I’m just not that special to be gossiped about. Just your regular guy.

Step up your game, Golding.

Well, I’m not trying to attract a mate so that piece of information is irrelevant. 

The human body is a perfectly natural thing, so. But, that's okay - go on being your normal, boring self. Saves me time to not write about people like you.

If that’s considered living, I’d rather be my...

Sorry for my prolonged absence. Daddy took me on a trip to Russia for their fashion week. Such a beautiful city, minus all the disgusting fur trimmed outfits and hats. Fur is not art. It’s murder and it just looks tacky. I gotta say that my favorite part of the entire trip was all the gorgeous Russian men with the cute homegrown accents. Why are foreign men always so much more attractive than American boys? And why do I always want people that I can’t have?

It was so nice without you at Tarver Prep, I'm sure everyone - including your sister - would agree. Maybe you should go back to where you came from.

Soon enough, Sleazy. Haven't you ever heard? Anticipation is amazing and you must keep your audience begging for more.

The vibrator's name is Rylliot if you wanted to know.

I don't know 'bout that, Tucker. Tight, warm, exquisite, magnificent - all of which have often described me and... not that I sleep around with any of the people at school. But enough about that, Golding. Why haven't I heard much gossip about you lately? You've been absent from Spotted for quite some time, and well, I haven't seen any girls fawning over you in the halls.

Finger myself? Perhaps you mean make great use of my new vibrator - which, quite frankly if I were to be using such a device I would probably fantasize of some celebrity or even one of the boys from school. Maybe Ryder Evercade? Elliot Harrington? Ryder's name sounds smooth even to call out during my climax.

Seems like the men are more interested in stripping.

I'm sure your devil of a sister could compete with my bitchiness.

And here I was going to have to send out a 'Missing In Action' blast regarding you. Why, oh why, must Tucker Golding be so mysterious? You even got an A+ gossiper like myself baffled.