she did not miss one point!!!!

What?!?!?!?!👁👄👁

Cool

on todays episode of "Things I've been doing wrong my entire life"...

A huge part of this for me personally is knowing that my work is worth way more than I’m being paid but if I demand a wage increase I’m made out to be greedy and ungrateful

being pregnant has significantly increased the amount of times i’m told “yeah my spouse, who im married to, doesnt want kids and i do” or the other way around like bro. why in the fuck did you get married. did you even have one single conversation about your shared goals. your relationship is going to fail. you are going to make each other miserable. what the hell are you thinking.

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

wikipedia has a page that I think everybody should read called “List of Common Misconceptions” and it is, frankly? a fascinating read

no homo level 1,000

this is honestly the funniest thing i have ever seen 

This i fantastic let men be bi

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

they have,,,, a lil heart,,,, around the eye,,