every man for himself

It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

“Don’t feel bad, I’m usually about to die.”

it was like percy had faced death before, like he knew about grief. what mattered was listening. you didn’t need to say you were sorry. the only thing that helped was moving on — moving forward.

Setting aside everything that happened with the Avengers in the Civil War, Tony really does care about Peter and taking on the role of mentor and defacto father figure scares him not only with Stane’s betrayal but Tony’s own lack of connection with his own father, Howard. So him embracing this role not only will help him heal from CW but helps him get passed Stane’s betrayal and Howard’s lack of parenting, and shows Tony that he can be that person that people can rely on not just as a teammate but as family.

Some sort of AU

percy jackson & the olympians 

“The management regrets to inform you that the shampoo is not tear-free. If anything, it encourages tears.” - A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017- )

#same klaus

How about we give her a shot?

Harry Potter - Hogwarts School Subjects (part I)

Iron Man 3

Wizarding Schools Around the World: Beauxbatons / Castelobruxo / Durmstrang / Hogwarts / Mahoutokoro / Uagadou (soon to be updated)

you’re a woman. no man will ever consider you an equal.

I brought you coffee. (No, thanks.) Right. Forgot, you like to suffer.

Claire Temple in Jessica Jones (2015– )

They say everyone’s born a hero. But if you let it, life will push you over the line until you’re the villain. Problem is, you don’t always know that you’ve crossed that line.