just presley

Three meals that taste awful, you mean? I’ve seen Orange Is The New Black, their food looks awful. Wouldn’t people mess with you if you came off as weak or something?

That's TV, it's not exactly real life. The food isn't that bad, it's edible. And I don't come off as weak. I just don't talk to anyone and don't get in their way. And if I do come across a bad guy, I punch him in the dick. 

Someone would probably still come and get you, I would think. I’ve never been, but jail doesn’t seem like a fun place to be in for very long.

I think I'd just refuse to go with them. Jail may suck, but you get three meals and most of the time, no one messes with you. 

Well, thank goodness you have respect then. The last thing we need is to bail you out of jail for hitting an intoxicated, handsy woman.

Yeah. I'd prefer it if none of you guys came to bail me out, though. I can take a few days in jail. It's not a new thing to me. 

I wouldn’t call it stupid, I’d just call it… overrated, most of the time. Honestly, you don’t have to go to a big party to ring in the new year. Me? I stayed in with my cat and just cooked homemade pizza and drank grape soda. How fun.

Most holidays are stupid if you ask me. I worked and had to deal with drunk women trying to grab me all night and get free drinks. It was...gross and if I didn't have some sliver of respect, I would have punched them straight in the face. 

Well, like I said, not everyone has someone to celebrate the New Year with.. you just happened to be at a place where a lot of people got intoxicated and more than likely got lucky.

Oh trust me, I know that. I haven't had anyone to celebrate with in years. It's a stupid holiday anyway. Yeah, everyone there got that but me, unfortunately. To be honest, I'm pretty pissed about it. But at least I was making money.

I think New Years Eve can be a fun time. I mean, yeah a lot of people are lonely, but a lot of them also have friends at least to celebrate it with. It’s not always about getting a kiss at midnight.

Well where I work, you don't see people with any of that. No friends, no nothing. Or that's what I'd figure considering they were at a male strip club. 

No you definitely don’t sugarcoat anything that’s for sure. Kind of thankful for your honestly actually - no matter how harsh it is - it’s a welcome change than the bullshit I’ve been told in the past by whoever was getting into my pants.

I don't play games. Games are for idiots and kids. 

Trust me, I’ll make sure it never happens again; wouldn’t want to get with an insensitive ass as you ever again - literally.

I usually don't fuck the same guy more than once. I use assholes like they're disposable. At least I don't have to put up a mask, I can admit that. 

Oh - oh. I hadn’t realized that I had said it, or that it would upset you for that matter. I want to apologize, but I know that that’s of no use with you.

Uh huh. Well, shit is shit, and shit happens. Just don't do it again or I'll give you a pair of black eyes.