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Louis: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: *leaves*

Louis, leaning over Zayn's coffin: Okay, listen you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Louis: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: *leaves*

Louis, leaning over Zayn's coffin: Okay, listen you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Haha yes, she is always there when it comes to Zayn 💛

i was expecting a "this hug was cute" not "here's an attack to your mental stability, now cry"

now i'm just imagining domestic ziam moments and crying at how soft and happy they must be, just cuddling on the couch and discussing marvel theories

thanks a lot, love

You're welcome 😏💜

Enjoy Ziam breakdown with me 🥺

I miss them so much 🥺🤧

Zayn: I'm sorry, I can't. I'm playing Monopoly.

Liam: But my parents aren't home!

Zayn: I know. They're playing Monopoly with me.

Liam: What?

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At the market place, a seller advertises “1 salad for $3, 3 salads for $10”.

A customer passing by stops and speaks with the seller:

-That’s not right!

-What do you mean?

-Well, that’s not an offer: 3 salads cost $9.

-No, sir, it says here that 3 salads cost $10.

-I know, but if I buy 1 salad, how much do I pay?

-$3.

-And if I buy 2?

-$6.

-Yes, because 3+3=6, now what about 3+3+3?

-That makes 9.

-So 3 salads cost $9.

-No sir, they cost $10, it’s written just over there, on that board.

The client can’t fathom such a stubbornness in another human being and proceeds to prove his point to the seller:

-Here, let me buy a salad.

-That will be $3, sir.

-Now, I’d like one more salad.

-That will be $3 again, sir.

-Finally, let me buy one last salad.

-That will also be $3, sir.

-How much did I pay you those 3 salads?

-$3+$3+$3, your paid $9.

-See? 3 salads are worth $9, not $10, you won’t sell much salads of you do it this way.