Will Warped

@baldwillwood @hairwillwood

the party of hat stands with you, loyal comrades o7

(obligatory tag of @liminalwillwood since you have more reach)

((edited to fix one image cus it pissed me off))

avi-anvil

@ominous-signs

THIS IS NOT AN OMINOUS SIGN

avi-anvil

IT IS IF YOU TAKE IT OUT OF CONTEXT

I WILL TAKE YOUR EXISTENCE OUT OF CONTEXT

#even if it must in the form of these petty peace signs #solidarity? more like solid third degree burns. companionship? more like cold hard blades

No, no let the general gimmick blogs have this. Let the war spread.

The death of the Will Woods. The 15th

@baldwillwood @hairwillwood @liminalwillwood @glasseswillwood @whatifieatedpaperlol15 @woofwillwood @animehairwillwood @will-woods-beard @will-wood-detector @wigwillwood @facepaintwillwood @eyebrowswillwood @hawley-will-wood @mustachewillwood @featureless-will-wood @everchangingwillwood @monsterenergywillwood @dyedhairwillwood @jester-hat-will-wood @papercubewillwood @evil-wizard-will-wood @will-warped @badly-drawn-bald-ww @wafflewillwood @judgewillwood @ratwillwood @emowillwood @rob-will-wood

dead.

Pfft, my molecules are already far too fucked to be destroyed by a mere missile. That said - ouch. That hurt. My twisted nerves have been made very unhappy. I’ll need some time to recuperate.

#ooc is not for the feeble #i was just committing to the bit when i said that earlier #<- prev #ooc: thank you :)) I figured it was for the bit lol but I appreciate it #plus the ‘ooc is for the feeble’ thing was a great response. made me laugh a lot when I saw it 👍

Maybe @lovemenormallywillwoodshat can help you heal.

The death of the Will Woods. The 15th

@baldwillwood @hairwillwood @liminalwillwood @glasseswillwood @whatifieatedpaperlol15 @woofwillwood @animehairwillwood @will-woods-beard @will-wood-detector @wigwillwood @facepaintwillwood @eyebrowswillwood @hawley-will-wood @mustachewillwood @featureless-will-wood @everchangingwillwood @monsterenergywillwood @dyedhairwillwood @jester-hat-will-wood @papercubewillwood @evil-wizard-will-wood @will-warped @badly-drawn-bald-ww @wafflewillwood @judgewillwood @ratwillwood @emowillwood @rob-will-wood

dead.

Pfft, my molecules are already far too fucked to be destroyed by a mere missile. That said - ouch. That hurt. My twisted nerves have been made very unhappy. I’ll need some time to recuperate.

Maybe @lovemenormallywillwoodshat can help you heal.

I CAN! HERE TO SERVE AND HEAL

#I was not supposed to have allies #but then again I suppose I have always held the belief that plans are for the feeble.

Thank you lovemenormallywillwoodshat. Your service is appreciated and your kindness throughout this war seems to quell even my hunger for destruction.

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The death of the Will Woods. The 15th

@baldwillwood @hairwillwood @liminalwillwood @glasseswillwood @whatifieatedpaperlol15 @woofwillwood @animehairwillwood @will-woods-beard @will-wood-detector @wigwillwood @facepaintwillwood @eyebrowswillwood @hawley-will-wood @mustachewillwood @featureless-will-wood @everchangingwillwood @monsterenergywillwood @dyedhairwillwood @jester-hat-will-wood @papercubewillwood @evil-wizard-will-wood @will-warped @badly-drawn-bald-ww @wafflewillwood @judgewillwood @ratwillwood @emowillwood @rob-will-wood

dead.

#I applaud your violence #ooc: and the detail of the screams being from actual will wood #yes ooc is for the weak. I’m just a little guy. or smth

Pfft, my molecules are already far too fucked to be destroyed by a mere missile. That said - ouch. That hurt. My twisted nerves have been made very unhappy. I’ll need some time to recuperate.

#ooc: I might be a super late joiner and not super active but this was super fun to watch and participate in!#enjoy your retirement from war and glad to hear you and hair have made peace ^^

Hello! I have officially dropped out of the Will Wood Hair Wars

The hair war has been awesome and so fun, and I am so happy I got to participate in it with everyone!

I could have never expected for some fake beef between me and @hairwillwood to turn out like this.

The first hair war has officially ended, since in lore I made peace with Hair Will Wood, but there is still some more hair war adjacent stuff going on, and I hope everyone who is still participating has a great time!

It is March 15th!

Let the festivities begin!!

Every blog that wants to be included, please find a spot and prepare for my announcement at 4pm EST!!

#will war 1 #will war 2 #<- Bald I’m intrigued by your usage of this tag #ides celebration

I’ve eaten my chair and will be standing for the duration of this meal. Thank you.

fuck the war, I have come to destroy ALL the Will Woods

I HATE all of you. You’re too Will and too Wood, whether bald or full of hair. I am none of you, yet I will destroy all of you. I will put cyanide in all of your shampoo and your hair removal so you can never live to see another day of baldness/hairiness. On the 15th, you will die.

#my current schedule doesn’t seem to quite accommodate attempts on my life.#will war 1

I may be too Will, but I am in no way Wood. May I be spared from this mess you’re planning?

Tomorrow is The 15th.

Is that Klaus fucking Hargeeves

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whats this? why.. it's @will-warped and me of course!

#(all tags ooc)#I said stuff in the server so gonna keep this brief #but again aaaaa thank you so much dude this is amazinggggg #really really cool n funky n awesome woah #treasuring forever yayyy

You’ll be spared for this.

@hatwillwood hitting you with the violent liquify beam. get warped.

hatwillwood

What do you hope to gain warping my vessels form like that?

It is quite grating. hmph!I hope you get unwarped!

#will war 1 #oh and as for what I hope to gain….#idk man this is just kinda my thing #I’m not sure if you’re hoping I get unwarped? but if so ohhh it’s far too late for that #I was formed in the cosmos like this and will forever be this way #it’s actually quite positive if you open up your mind #which is a lot easier when it is an already open spiral #anyways

Honestly your use of “hmph!” has discomforted me so deeply that I’ve decided to leave you alone from now on. You won’t get your vessel back as he used to be, since I couldn’t fix him even if I wanted to, but. I’m sure you’ll find a new one somewhere.

will-wood-detector

QUICK THING

STANCE ON WAR

BALD BALD BALD!

BALD leaning

neutral :T

HAIR leaning

HAIR HAIR HAIR

peace treaty thing

none/wtf is this

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

@hairwillwood @glasseswillwood @whatifieatedpaperlol15 @meowwillwood @woofwillwood @willwoodslusciouslocks @animehairwillwood @will-woods-beard @baldwillwood @will-wood-detector @lovemenormallywillwoodshat @liminalwillwood @wigwillwood @facepaintwillwood @eyebrowswillwood @hawley-will-wood @mustachewillwood @featureless-will-wood @everchangingwillwood @monsterenergywillwood @dyedhairwillwood @jester-hat-will-wood @ratwillwood @jimmy-mushrooms @papercubewillwood @evil-wizard-will-wood @will-warped @badly-drawn-bald-ww @wafflewillwood @judgewillwood @hatwillwood @yourfavesupportshairwillwood @yourfavsupportsbaldwillwood-dea @emowillwood @a-rat-chewing-on-cables @rob-will-wood @not-will-wood +ANYONE

#neutral I guess. but not so much :T and more >:)

My stance on the Will War is positive. May violence reign forever and ever.

Oh and although I do wish harm upon all of you, if anyone does truly still want to draw me: there is no official design, but the profile picture of this blog is a good bet. Pink cunty Will with his face warped. Yeah.

#since a few people have been talking about drawing the will war 1 participants #not tagging this as it’s only important in specific situations with this blog

@hatwillwood hitting you with the violent liquify beam. get warped.

#will warped #hat will wood #will war 1 #the banquet hasn’t happened yet and I am therefore still free to do as I please. no peace

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Bald... I know I left your side, but please... We need aid... Anyone would do... I know you got the resources... Liminal and I were some of your most loyal soldiers... We're bleeding out in a liminal room with Paper, Hawley shot them and stabbed me. Please, Bald... We're still friends... right?

You are of course still my friend. Whoever did this is despicable. Do not worry I am sending my disciples to save you now..

I’ll deal with the person who did this to you myself..

I. Never thought I would do this.

But @hairwillwood will you help me save @liminalwillwood , @eyebrowswillwood , and @whatifieatedpaperlol15 ?

Both of our friends are in trouble and I think only you can help me save them

hairwillwood

fuck... god dammit. taking me out of my time out... peak yuri rea-

oh damn, our friends? our pals? our lads? well then...

let us form a truce, an alliance of sorts. for the friends! not you, that'd be stupid i hate you and your stupid baldness... but i can keep my hatred... no not hatred, vague disgust... out of saving our friends.

-💚