thnks fr th mmrs

Josephine: too bad you guys didn't have a camera. sounds like it would have made for a great porno.

Josephine: hm, i'll accept this title.

Will: it would have, but i'm hardly the type to kiss and tell, let alone film it for the whole world. i can't even believe i told you all that, we must really be best friends forever, huh?

Xander: dude, all you feel up is ice cream.

Xander: it is earth shattering news.

Xander: wait lila davenport? the one from high school?

Xander: damn you aimed high with this one.

Will: that is incorrect. i get plenty, i just don't kiss and tell. and i'm not a hoe like you. ;P

Will: haha, yep. the one and only.

Alden was good at pretending to be offended. But then again, he was used to being gently bullied due to his age. He crossed his arms over his chest in false offense. “Very clever,” he nodded, letting out a small laugh at both of his little quips. “It’s no problem at all, man. And yep, we definitely do. I’m just glad I’ve got my garage to store it in during the winter so I don’t have to go so hard on it,” he added with a shrug, lifting his frozen haul so he could get going before it melted. “I better get this home before it has time to melt and re-freeze. Never as good if you let that happen.”

Will shrugged, laughing loudly. “Thank you, thank you; I’ll be here all week.” He teased, nodding. “For sure, gotta treat that puppy right with a heated garage. But for real, thanks, man. I’ll bring it by to your shop this week. You’re a gentleman and a scholar.” He complimented, glad Alden was willing to help him give his truck a much needed tune up. Alden was a wizard with cars of all kind, and they bonded many years ago over their love of vintage cars and trucks. He nodded, waving towards him, “Definitely. Catch ya later, man, enjoy the ice cream!”

Josephine: note to self, seduce fisher winters in the back stacks of look inna book.

Josephine: mixing business with pleasure huh?

Josephine: hm...who's nicole richie?

Will: it was hot. 10/10 would recommend.

Will: haha, not intentionally. it wasn't the plan, it just.. happened. and then we were naked and then there was whipped cream involved and.. it just happened. it was wild.

Xander: 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Xander: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Xander: 🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊

Xander: 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈

Xander: MY MAN!

Xander: FINALLY.

Xander: who???

Will: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Will: 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Will: it's not like, earth shattering news, man.

Josephine: do you have anything pumpkin? tis' the season.

Josephine: explain.

Will: sure do. we have pumpkin spice as a season flavour!

Will: well uh... a girl from high school, lila davenport aka paris hilton of derry came into the creamery looking for a job last week and i hired her.

Xander: anything for you, scrub.

Xander: idek if we can be friends anymore. all you do is give us ice cream. enough.

Xander: but not really. bring ice cream.

Xander: did you get laid???

Will: love ya long time, buster.

Will: when have you ever turned down free ice cream? or free food of any kind? riddle me that, dude.

Will: mhm, i will.

Josephine: oh please. like i ever ask too, too much of you, william.

Josephine: are you bringing anyone with you?

Will: well then you get what you get and you don't get upset! haha. but if you have a certain flavour in mind, you know i'll bring it for you, jo.

Josephine: will. bring a UNIQUE ice cream flavor. i don't care what.

Xander: next saturday, let's say 6.

Xander: well damn, i wanted you to bring cake.

Xander: i can't help myself though. she handed me this joke on a plate and i can't stop.

Will: sounds good to me, i'll be there, man! thanks for hosting.

Will: ice cream cake is about as close to that as i can get, my dude, sorry to disappoint.

Will: i know, i know, but she's sensitive and you don't wanna upset kori because you keep picking on her, ja feel?

Kori: did you tell them that?

Kori: you're an honorary parker in my eyes, xander.

Xander: i'm done telling them anything tbh. just gonna enjoy the time we spend together and that's it.

Xander: if they need me, i'll be there. but aside from that, i think we've reached a point where everyone has to focus on their own life. myself included.

Xander: warms my heart.

Will: if xander gets to be an honourary parker, so do i- sorry kori, i don't make the rules.

Will: i was sleeping, sorry i didn't reply til now but saturday night works for me. i'll bring dessert- ice cream, surprise surprise.

Will: i'll get my dad to cover for me at the shop. what time do you want us to come over xandy?

“Oh my gosh! I’m honored, really,” Alden informed the other with a wide smile, looking back and forth in confusion trying to think of who he meant, as he was shocked. He then glared at the other jokingly as he made his comment. “I’m not that old! I mean, old enough not to know whatever that’s from, but young enough to remember the original Transformers series. I’m still technically a Millenial,” he informed. He was of the opinion that the classics were far better than the newer content they were releasing now. He widened his eyes. “Damn it, how could I forget that truck? It’s both older and more impressive than mine, the old F100 from 1970 that my dad fixed up before he retired.”

He chuckled, “It’s a high honour, so you should be.” He joked. Furrowing his brows together, he nodded slowly, “Sure you’re not, gramps.” He teased in retort, clicking his tongue and trying to think of another dig. “The original Transformers? Surprised they even had those back in your day, given that cars weren’t even invented yet.” Shaking his head, he added, “Pretty sure you fall into ‘baby boomer’ category, but I digress.” He grabbed his keys from behind the counter, twirling them around his finger. “You’re too kind, man, thank you. It’s my pride and joy, after all. But I think it’s safe to say we have the two best rides in Derry.”

Alice: you woke me up with your text message. all i want to do is sleep, will. but i guess i won't let you stranded.

Will: well then you should thank me for bringing you back to the land of the living, al. sleep is for the weak.