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He spent considerable time scratching his head, an activity he had never done before.

She then ate a meal that Time magazine described as “enormous”.

The blood sample was taken from a squash gourd carved to commemorate the heroes of the French Revolution...

It "won" five awards

Sand was reported to have turned up on other beaches, but no charges were ever made.

...many began throwing their phones into the air without bothering to download the app.

California was the first state to take the cheese

...offering to host it at the local swimming pool instead, but there was much local support for the shark.

...the only crew members who were compensated for their work in the film were Jackey Neyman and her family's dog, who received a bicycle and a large quantity of dog food, respectively

...his body was discovered when someone came to tell him of the arrival of the fish.

...after Pile was deposed as president for showing alarming competence by preventing a disaster involving a soup tureen, the club was quickly forced to close.

...climaxing in a stadium promotion, the first mustache giveaway in Yankee history

A legal case in the English Criminal Courts has held that a grapefruit knife is, in fact, a knife.

Cholla never chewed, sucked or destroyed the brush, which is very unusual for a horse

In the new hotel, as in the old one, there is a rule prohibiting licking the walls

Never before had the Toaster commented on sports or other current events

The event featured a costumed fight between mayonnaise and a slab of bacon.