Ohhh Shet

ok, so we all kind of think of isak as this small baby boy compared to even, the giant. i was curious to see how each remake invisioned evak & their physical dynamic (by that i mean height). so i made a fancy chart. enjoy!

i could not, for the life of me, find lucas vdh/florian regtien’s (skam nl) height. yikes? anyways, enjoy. basically what this means is that henrik holm is 100% a giant and i never really realized how short lucas/robbe/shay were. this took a lot of time to research pls love me!

here are their heights, in feet because i am a stoopid american.

even - 6’3

eliott - 6’0

isak - 5’11.5

martino - 5’11

niccolo - 5’10.5

sander - 5’10

lucas r - 5’10

matteo - 5’9

joana - 5’8

david - 5’7.5

lucas l - 5’6.5

robbe - 5’6 *

cris - 5’5 *

shay - 5’2

Robbe: I felt like I started at the lowest point I’ve ever been at

Cris: And questioned everything I knew

Matteo: Many nights I’ve stayed up crying or feeling numb because everything felt so horrible.

Lucas: It felt like the whole world was against me

Matteo: There wasn’t a day I didn’t feel like absolute shit

Robbe: But, then I’ve met someone who changed my life.

Cris: I realized that I had a support system that I didn’t know I had.

Matteo: And the reason why I couldn’t find them is because I didn’t think I had it

Cris: But then I found them

Robbe: I never let go of them

Lucas: And i realized some things along the way, about how I can change. And it’s changed me as a person.

Cris: So although 2019 was hard

Robbe: I grew so much and found so much in it

Matteo: And I honestly wouldn’t change it for the world.

Lucas: So, thank you, 2019. Thank you for everything that you did for us.

Isak: And we’re all gonna continue living in the moment in 2020. Why? Because—

Episode 10, Clip 3

Willem DS: *hears the sound of increasing footsteps*

Maxence, slamming open and door and engulfing Willem DS in a hug: Oh my god! Sander! Bleach-blonde baby! Hi! I’m so happy to meet you

Episode 8, Clip 7

It’s really long, please don’t be mad 💗

I’m older than you!!

*curses in German*

here’s a random fun fact about Bowie-

i can mime too, how cool is that?

it’s a bird! it’s a plane! it’s britt! shit 😬

i don’t know where i’m going from here but I know i’m going away from my girlfriend

don’t break records!

i broke a record hahaha

yes, i know i’m funny

Robbe, you robbed my heart ☺️💕

see what i did there?

*someone is talking about Bowie* I’m about to end this man’s whole career 🤬

yes, I like to show off my knowledge of music history, so what?

did you know Bowie could mime? of course you didn’t

welcome to my TED talk no one asked for

were you impressed that i know that Aretha Franklin was born in 1942?

well, you should’ve been

*Amber exists* YOU’RE WRONG

*Amber does anything* STOP

*Amber talks* CAN YOU JUST PLEASE BE QUIET? have a bit of respect!

*Amber leaves* THANK GOD!

*Amber is mentioned* Amber is still sleeping 🙄

*Amber is mentioned again* SHE! IS! NOT! HERE!!!!!! 🤬

*Lindsey Lohan voice* I never said that Amber is a cunt. Amber is my friend! 😇

everything becomes healthy if you add ketchup

we’re either doing it my way or my way

get ready to be mindblown

get ready to be blown

get ready! i’m really spontaneous

these shoes were made for walking and this is what they’ll do! Britt, I’m walking away from you lol

my lines are cheesy, so are my croques

a bad hair day? is it even a thing?

dude, can you even swim?

name three of his songs or else!

we only kissed once, but here’s my heart and a drawing i made of you

“get your crush to strip their clothes off on the first date challenge” accepted

i’m taking “blonde bitch” to the next level

yes, i know i’m cute, i have a mirror at home

no, i won’t follow your friends back on instagram

in case of emergency i bring out my puppy eyes because god gave them to me for a reason

if you put me in a black-and-white movie, i’ll look the same as i do in real life

colours are overrated

*draws in intense colours*

is it too much to ask for bacon and eggs in the morning?

where’s chips and mayonnaise?

why am i the only snack in the house?

yes, i biked for 30 minutes to this bakery. all the others suck!

*Gordon Ramsay voice* I NEED A PAN

*cooks* get ready to be mindblown, peasants

*Robbe doesn’t know how to turn on a stove* THAT’S MAD CUTE, let me feed you ☺️💗

*chef’s kiss*

PEOPLE THIS HANDSOME-

yes, i like to shout

no, sharing your music with someone you like is not scary

i’ll make Bowie playlists for you until you pass that damn exam

i’ll give you 5 stars on booking if you marry me

*moans to a Bowie song*

no, I didn’t do it to seduce you

how many times do i have to tell you that it was accidental? i just really like that song!

skinny dipping is the best

be gay, do crime

don’t underestimate the gloves though

you don’t have to scan everything 😏

don’t. scan. everything.

i solemnly swear i’m up to no good

you’re expensive, let me steal ya

my boyfriend is cuter than yours

my eyes are greener than yours

*is cute in 3 languages*

*is judgmental in 6 languages*

*supports Robbe in 6743236 languages*

don’t talk to me before my morning covfefe

sorry, i gotta sander

fock “netflix and chill”, let’s swim in the freezing water

*brrrrrrrr* it’s not that cold

ugh, finally my girlfriend left, let’s make out

who’s your favorite actor?

anyway, mine is-

fuck Romeo and Juliet, let’s be Bonnie and Clyde

WOAH what is your plan?

mine is to be with you forever 🥰

oops i didn’t mean to say it out loud

yeah, i catch feelings real fast

i’m a simple man. i see a door and peak my head through it

i like my croissants fresh and in bed

if i were a musician, i’d write more albums about you than Taylor Swift does about her exes

YOU 😍 ARE 😍 SO 😍 CUTE, let’s break law together

come!

vamonos!

are you hungry?

you’re not? wtfock, man???

did you just lick my nipple? the audacity! do it again!!!

i bleached my hair because i heard that blondes have more fun

why do you think getting your name tattooed on my face is a bad idea?

i’m not extra, i’m romantic

Robbe, you wanna robbe a bank with me?

don’t call me a human, i’m an earthling

and you’re my space cowboy ☺️💕forever!!! 🥰

is there life on mars?

there isn’t? i thought so

planet earth is blue and there’s nothing i can do

stop judging me, i still think it’s a perfect caption for instagram

I think we won and THAT IS THAT

i don’t wish i were born in the 70’s only because i wouldn’t meet you 😋

*Robbe does a magic trick* are you a magician? because whenever I look at you everything else disappears 😍

no, you are not my boyfriend, you are my lover

in a room full of art i’d still stare at you. and ask for the manager

Robbe, i’ve packed up our things, we’re moving, there are no walls left in this city to paint your face on

honestly, so annoying!

can i speak to the manager???

WHERE! IS! THE MANAGER! I NEED! THE DAMN! MANAGER!

*goes on an endless rant about Bowie again*

If you’ve read it this far, I love you, you’re a true legend and Sander has got you absolutely whipped.

Sander: I mean, yeah? Why would I keep them up?

Eliott, laughing nervously: Haha... *furiously deletes all the photos of him and Lucille on insta*

Joana: *blinks at Sander awkwardly before pulling out her phone and doing the same thing*

David: Ha, I don’t have an ex.

Even, chuckling: I don’t have an Instagram

Niccolo: Neither do I, suck on that losers!