ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ⸻

      ⸻ Ꮯꭺꭱꭱꮻꮃ, Ꭺꮮꭼꮯꭲꮻ Ꭺꮮᏼꭺ ⸻

          canon divergent, selective independent, a work in progress                                                                          penned by artemis.                                                                               anti-JKR

          “   when you are not fed love on a silver spoon,                                         you learn to lick it off of knives   ”

good luck with that, alecto. (here)

                        MEME ⟶ ⎿ GILMORE GIRLS STARTERS ⏋ @vanitaste​   howled    —    ❛  𝐷𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑, 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑔𝘩𝑡 𝑎𝘩𝑒𝑎𝑑, 𝑛𝑜 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟!  ❜

                    “ — what did I do to warrant this reaction? I’m perfectly delightful and people love talking to me.” alecto lied, room now emptying of the stragglers around them. it had been a night like all the others, endless pureblood drabble. thank the gods that there was enough to drink at this one, unlike the last. the black family gala’s were always the event of the year, and while alecto would rather be elsewhere, she’d found ways to pass her time over the course of the evening. a particular wizard from russian made for quite the distraction in the broom closet for a little while, but alas, here she was, bored and being scolded by her friend.  “I didin’t mean to sleep with him. I slipped... or something.” knowing full well that excuse wouldn’t pass, she finished the fire whiskey in her hand before looking over the other with a small smile. “can we leave yet? If I stay here much longer, I cannot be held accountable for what happens next.”

                  SENTENCE MEME ⟶ HOZIER / WASTELAND, BABY! @proditeur​    howled    —    “𝐼𝑡'𝑠 𝑔𝑖𝑛 𝑜'𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘.”

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𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐒  :    scornful jealousy •  pink  •  presents a certain decorum  • heavy air in a nightclub  •  has a tattoo they regret  •  sex & love therapist for their friends  •  juvenescent  • uses enchantments  •  aloof  •  wears rose-colored glasses  •  velvet, latex, & lingerie  •  milk baths with champagne bubbles  •  impetuous in love  •  intense eye contact is a sport  •  kinky  •  soft lips  •  wears stacked rings  •  sets fashion trends  •  graceful movements  •  marble floors  •  heavy perfume or cologne  •  deeply emotional •  born glamorous

𝐇𝐄𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐄  :    prefers canine feline companions •  wears symbolic jewelry  • can see spirits  • melting wax  • uses hexes  •  feels most comfortable at night  •  smell of cinnamon  •  moonlight  •  red wine  •  understands poisons & herbs  •  collects bones or feathers • partakes in rituals •  black  • fog at night  •  is aware of their shadow self • embraces the unknown  • enjoys collecting secrets  • approves of necromancy  • meditates  •  has prophetic dreams  •  lace  •  knowing too many secrets  •  fishnet stockings  

𝐏𝐀𝐍  :    enjoys poetry & prose •  wool  •  smell of decaying leaves in autumn  •  prefers to be barefoot  •  tends to overindulge  •  easily excitable  •  thriving in social circles  • loves being around campfire  •  antlers  •  dirt paths •  the sound of wind chimes  • penchant for sticky fingers  •  pine trees  •  stamina for days •  falls in lust   •  vagabond  •  physically stronger than given credit for  • foxglove  •  welcomes luxury  •  non-confrontational  •  charming words  •  talking to animals  •  nature for jewelry

𝐍𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒  :    angry • protective of their values • balance & harmony •  looks like an angel but isn’t •  more perceptive than people realize  • snow capped mountains • grey  • wears leather  • silver jewelry  • likes snakes •  can’t stand ignorance  •  believes in retribution  •  analytical of own emotions  •  well read •  marble columns  •  has very rigid morals  •  bruised knuckles • humorous under the sarcasm •  clean workspace  •  everything in moderation  •  cold morning air  •  resting glare face  • fluent in curse words

𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐍𝐎𝐒  :    serene demeanor  •  easily overwhelmed  •  relaxation is their vice  • transactional friendships  •  has a soft voice  •  head in the clouds  •  carries drugs with them  • has a sibling they’re close with  • drawn to winged animals  •  lavender  •  has plush furniture/blankets  • starry-eyed  •  horrible money management  • gives amazing hugs • dreaming big as a full time job  •  wears comfy or loose clothes •  existential questions  •  not good at memory-based skills  •  fairy lights  •  can’t sleep somewhere unfamiliar •  crystalline chandeliers  •  dislikes bright sun  •  fluttering eyelashes

𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒  :    life’s a technicolor spectrum  • has a lot to say  • beaming smiles  •   always has candy with them  • flirting by accident •  walking to the beat of their own drum  •  gossamer curtains  •  has a surprising amount of connections •  blushes very easily  • confident laughter • uses a staff  •  fresh fruit slices  •  decorated handwritten letters  • a social chameleon  •  blood made of honey  •  treating people with kindness  • sentimental heart  •  vases full of wildflowers  •  feels fulfilled when helping others  •  has a healing aura  • always traveling •  stained glass windows  • just trying to be a good person