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Wifeplay where you have sex with your wife who loves you and you love her

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

they led me to water and i drank it no problem. i had a ton of water, even. wasnt an idsue. i think horses are just dumb

why tf was marx writing whole ass books 😭 he should have been condensing his ideas into easily manageable posts. or fuck maybe even a visual novel

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam