yezza

*stays mad at someone who was rude to me in my dream*

old golden retrievers are one of the purest forces of good on this planet

Leonardo DiCaprio really gets on my damn nerves always actin dry af in all of his interviews but be partyin with 2 chainz and doin the most off the wall shit in all of his candids. Like he’s one of those people at work you just assume is boring and lame until you actually start talking to them and find out they used to be in the mob  

I don’t know what I even just watched but it really prepared me for the day.

always

I wanna learn how to sing like that

bye

FUCKOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

My hair will never curl, but I haven’t learned to accept it and I never will

i havent had a crush on anyone irl in such a long time i cant tell if it’s a blessing and im at #peace or im just dead inside

funny how hot dogs come in packs of six but hot dog buns come in packs of twelve and also the united states has more blood on its hands than any other country in the world just by refusing asylum to refugees 

ever notice how you park in a driveway but drive on a parkway and also the british nation remains proud of its legacy as the world’s most murderous empire in all of recorded history and refuses to acknowledge its massacres

isn’t it pretty interesting how a ship carries cargo but a car carries shipments! it’s also funny how the western nations will teach in history class all about how the west brutally exploited Africa and the Middle East but continue to invade those same regions in the modern age “for their own good”, which is the same thing they said during the colonial era

“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here