catelynstark_stan

Lady macbeth is cat if she married anyone other than ned

modern au where catelyn is always taking work calls from home and pacing up and down the hallway as she talks to clients, while baby sansa toddles behind her in a pair of cat’s high heels and babbles into her minnie mouse flip phone because she wants to be a grownup just like her mama (somehow this toddler manages not to twist her ankle despite the shoes being like ten sizes too big for her. she’s just that girl). meanwhile ned is running after them trying to take pictures except he still doesn’t really know how to use his phone so half of them are just pictures of his own forehead.

i don’t need discipline. i need a wizard to hit me with a staff and say “finish chapter 12”

When Jaime is like "you can take the black, hangout with Ned's bastard" and blackfish is like "cat hated that kid, never trusted him, just like theon, bitches all" but blackfish has been with Lysa for years, had never visited Winterfell in Arya's memory so Cat was writing letter like "dear uncle, you would not believe who I have to deal with in this wasteland" and he remembered... That's how you know Brynden is gay, he stans his divas....