It's Widget!

Oh my goodness I can’t believe I’m doing this. I. HAVE. CONTACT. WITH ALL OF YOU!! And they said a cat like me can’t fix a computer! Ohhhh what new discoveries will I uncover now?!

I suppose now it’s time to lay down some rules. I’m on a roll, I can’t have any uneducated kits ruining this experiment!

Finally, we can actually explore this place! I heard of other cats coming here but I've never had the chance to visit myself! Most of the older cats that came back from the Crater never came back the same. Multiple legs, twisted tails, eyes, fangs, ears, every thing about them warped by properties of this meteor! I theorize it's because the radioactivity of the meteor is so high, it can cause rapid change in cat DNA! Personally, I would rather not receive any mutations of my own, I'm perfectly happy in my own fur!

Once we reach the Queen's kingdom, I would love to learn more about this! But what to even talk about... I can't come across as desperate, who knows how many cats she's come across like that... Has she come across scientists like myself?? Scientists that have done far more studies than I have? ... WHAT IF SHE HAS ROYAL SCIENTISTS ALREADY.

So there was in fact a bigger enemy waiting for us the moment we step into the Crater's vicinity! And he's BIG. AND FAT. AND I CAN'T STAND HIM. There's rocks flying everywhere and I can't STUDY if THIS ROCKY BOZO KEEPS MAKING THEM LEVITATE. The Thief is getting knocked out by them and the Thief can dodge anything!

-XV

-@clawsia-the-clown

After a well detailed and lengthy presentation on why we should visit the Crater, and a good night's rest shortly after, I have finally convinced this group to begin exploring the crater! This is big news, a step closer to working with POLITICS! That's how all the humans cause mass domination!

Just think of it, me working with a Queen, no one can stop my endeavors with a cat-run world! No mayor, no president, not even my owner can complain about my experiments any longer, not when it's queen approved! Because what sort of queen DOESN'T want a utopia for her people!

-... Probably better if that Cleric, doesn't, know about My aid though. Else that joke about them 'helping' by pouring Holy Water on Your computer might actually become Real-

-XV

I doubt the Cleric even knows how to read on this computer. None of them do! Which is why I'M the one carrying the computer and THEY'RE the ones running around and killing the snakes!

... wait am I reading this correctly?

-You've got this!: XV

-How's Your tongue... Plated Silver? It takes a very delicate touch to work Royalty. A single misstep could loose You Your head! And I'm quite fond of the things that go on in there, so I'd rather You not loose it-

-XV

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... Don't mind the Thief. I'm trying to educate these... uneducated cats. Now what's this you're talking about?

... Ahh Now that... I never actually met a queen properly! I studied them, I studied her, she seems pretty untouchable, I doubt I will have the luck to encounter her face to face! But when I do, I'll be sure to wow her with my latest discoveries in technology! What sort of royalty wouldn't value the greatness of innovation! It's more power than she could ever dream of!

Unfortunately, I believe the Cleric will do the talking, he seems pretty adamant with meeting her. Then again, he seems pretty adamant with gathering other enemies on our side...

We live another day! We were lucky that cat ran out of bullets, which gave me the perfect opportunity to send a few bombs his way! ... and for the thief to backstab him i suppose.

Now here we are, finally resting after a long day of walking in scorching hot weather. Finally this group will stop yelling at me about bringing this computer along! I can't touch grass in in the middle of a desert, TANK.

The group is now considering what to do next. On one hand, we can go home, cut our loses, bring home the little resources we've gathered. On the other, we can continue our endeavors down the winded paths. I proposed that we should visit the crater! I have done my research and there seems to be a queen that resides there that could make our experience there far more easier!

-and Trusting in your Own work to! Ready to rely on a machine that probably hasn't even been designed yet. Though some would say that the only One You CAN trust is the mindless stone raised overhead in your own Paws-

-Though if You're trying to create Robots to do Your Tank's job... You had best be sure You know The Tank's job well enough to adequately replicate it!-

-else I'm sure You wouldn't like Your Tank's impression of a Tinkerer being set to work against Your computer-

-looking forward to Your endeavors: XV

I am currently hiding behind a few huge large rocks. But it's not for the purpose you are thinking of! The cat we encountered wasn't in fact the gambling addict that I have predicted. It's the crazy cat with a gun. Of COURSE we stumble into the cat with a gun! So now currently, the Thief is invading my private space so she doesn't die fro

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... Don't mind her. SOMEONE doesn't know how to use a computer.

-it sounds to Me like The Tank takes a great deal of Pressure in trying to maintain a powerful position, controlling the avenues of attack Your enemies have. And when You knock enemies out of position... Well... How would You feel if The Cleric poured holy water over Your computer in an effort to 'help'?-

-it wouldn't help at all, would it. Trying to handle enemy positions is a hard enough job even without a team mate sabotaging things... How would YOU do Their Job? Would You know where to begin?-

-XV

Well!

I am more than capable of positioning enemies with my contraptions! ... Though most of them can't knock enemies back... They can still stun them! A few moments of high voltage is enough to give my members a clear advantage!

... I'm not sure how long I can do it... My armor can only protect me from so much... Not to mention the enemies that can completely bypass my defenses...

-XV

That is... quite a question! But a question I am... willing... to answer!

This is an accurate depiction of the group I'm residing with. I was quite literally thrown into this party, two weeks of having the attic to myself until we were smashed together and tossed into the wilderness! They do what they're meant to do. The Thief backstabs, the Cleric heals, and the Tank... stands there, I suppose.

So I have been harshly dragged out from my dedicated hideout. The tank in this group was quite cross with me. He was blabbering on about "helping the team!" and "thinking I have died!". Does he know who I am?! He's lucky I specialize in electric magic or else all of my progress would be lost FOREVER.

From my research, I can safely say that DoorDash is functioning quite well! I seen these people roaming around but I never gotten the device to control them. UNTIL NOW! I CAN EVEN SEE THEIR EXACT LOCATION!

-signed: XV

Oh PLEASE I know what I'm doing! I can tell apart a kitty and a human very well! You see, I studied humans and their devices before getting this one. I caught one making weird expressions with his phone in the middle of a highway. Needless to say, it was a busy day in the streets, on the roads, LOTS of horns, and I couldn't sleep all night!