WIDEMOUTH

“When the Republican statehouse presented him with its budget in April, he called a press conference at which he lifted a silver lid to reveal a large pile of bull manure sitting on top of the budget." 

“Mr. Osmayev has been its commander since 2015. Ms. Okuyeva served as a sniper, wearing a camouflaged head scarf at the front.” - New York Times, June 9th, 2017

2. Reality

John Kerry depicted here as one of Imam Hussein’s killers.

Son of Palestine, Moon over Jerusalem, Light of the Semites, Refuge of the World, Shadow of the Lord on Earth, A humble particle of dust offers salutations from down under your expensively-dressed and glorious feet, and welcomes you back to the land of bombs and missiles, cold milk and canned honey. With deep interest and in humble submission, I read your stirring thoughts in Dawn of Pakistan on the plight of Kosovo and the nefarious imperial intervention therein to advance its own purposes. Since in your wisdom and forbearance you have forsaken your abject Batman, this glorious essay is the one august sign I have of your return to the not-so-glorious belly of the best. I enclose an abject effort on the subject which, unfortunately, was written and dispatched before I could enlighten my dusty self and decorate my humble effort with a quotation or two from your brilliant observations. As always, with due respect and the humblest of submission, I remain, Eqbal of no consequence.

S-T-A-U-N-C-H AND S-H-I-T

Mr. Lova Lova

The Key and I

#nuclear

March 30, 2015