witch with a capital b

Glory: ... I'd probably have more sex

Glory: But you can't say "like mother like daughter"

Glory: We're totally different...

Glory: Condoms don't prevent pregnancies!!!

Glory: I would know...

Glory: I should talk to him/her, right??

Emi: NO

Emi: Gloria, how would you react if you were 16 and in a new relationship and you suddenly got ambushed by the Sex Talk, when it's all stuff you already know

Glory: And you know Pageson doesn't have a great sex-ed program!

Glory: We're all "no sex until marriage"

Glory: I mean... Most of us are ;p

Emi: Gloria, Gail willingly spends her Monday nights in meetings for a social justice organization

Glory: I see your point! I do.

Glory: I don't know... I just feel wish I could do the giddy motherly thing with her.

Glory: Oh my God

Glory: WHAT IF THEY HAVE SEX?!

Glory: She could do worse? Like who?

Glory: I quite like Eric. He's a good kid.

Glory: But I swear to whatever higherpower there is, if he touches her, I will uh

Glory: Fail him...?

Emi: Henry Rivers

Emi: someone twice her age

Emi: Terrence Lawrence

Emi: Jim Bonaparte

Emi: Meg Penn

Emi: Henry Rivers

Glory: I do. Which do you want to hear?

Glory: First of all, I want to know who this boy is. Do you think it's Eric??

Emi: yeah, i do

Glory: How am I supposed to feel?

Glory: I have no say whatsoever... Right?