Wicked A New Musical

[BEETLEJUICE]

Both of you are dead in the dirt

And next you're gonna be bringing the hu-u-urt

So Adam, you should take off your shirt

[ADAM]

Why?

[BEETLEJUICE]

Cause, it'll make things better

[ADAM]

Look at this crib

In all of its glorious antiquary

Every curve and surface speaks to me

Saying pamper and spoil me

Sand me and oil me

Come on

Though it's expensive and it's tiring

What's more inspiring than re-wiring?

Just connect the AC to the DC, easy peasy

And done!

Folks say, "Adam...

Why are you fixing a crib

When you don't have a kid?

And even if you did have a kid

This crib is too precious for placing a baby inside it

So it simply exists to remind you

Your sense of perfection is just a reflection

That you are not mentally prepared

To make room for a kid, Adam

Why don't you live, Adam?

Just make a start"

Are you willing to take the next step?

Ready, set—

Ready, set—

(electric fail sounds)

[BEETLEJUICE, spoken]

Uh-oh.

[BARBARA, spoken]

Fusebox again?

[ADAM, spoken]

Yeah, needs a new breaker

That's why I'm running all these crazy extension cords

Who was on the phone?

[BARBARA, spoken]

The O'Brian's!

[ADAM, spoken]

Oh!

[BARBARA, spoken]

They had the baby!

[ADAM, spoken]

Oh!

[BARBARA, spoken]

Yesterday...

[ADAM, spoken]

Oh..Great!

Well then, I guess there's no rush!

Can I make you some lunch, madame?

[BARBARA, spoken]

Oh! Make me a sandwich?

[ADAM, spoken]

One sandwich, coming up!

[BEETLEJUICE, spoken]

Spoiler alert, she is never gonna eat that sandwich.

[BARBARA, spoken]

Look at these jugs!

(sung)

Amazingly glazed and terracotta-ery

I took some clay and made you pottery

The world will never wreck you

I'll protect you in a mother's embrace

Folks say, "Barbara...

Why can't you see that ceramics

Is simply a manifestation of motherly panic

By making a baby that's breakable

Aren't you creating a way of translating the terror

Of making maternal mistakes into clay

Hiding away

So you don't have to face being a bad mom, Barbara

jesus-

That's what you've done, Barbara

Just make a start"

Are you willing to take the next step?

Ready, set—

[BOTH]

Here we stand

At the end of a 10-year plan

A house

A yard

A minivan

A baby should be next

Together let's leap off the cliff

Fall forever, then smash to bits

Trapped in a terrifying viper pit

Of diapers and regret

Are we willing to take the next step?

[ADAM]

Ready, set—

[BARBARA]

Ready, set—

[ADAM]

Not yet

[BARBARA]

Not yet

[ADAM]

Why rush?

[BARBARA]

Why rush?

[BOTH]

Soon enough, our hopes and our dreams will be crushed

[BARBARA]

But not yet!

[ADAM]

Not yet!

[BARBARA]

Not now

[ADAM]

Not now

[Electric sounds.]

[ADAM, spoken]

Ooohh?

[Electric sounds.]

[ADAM, spoken]

No!

[Electric sounds again.]

[ADAM, spoken]

See? We can't start a family in a house with faulty fuses!

[BARBARA]

You are absolutely right

Let's add it to the list

With the cracks in the plaster

[ADAM]

The wi-fi should be faster

[BARBARA]

This sofa needs a castor

[ADAM]

The wiring's a disaster!

[BARBARA]

What about global poverty?

[ADAM]

What about world peace?

[BARBARA]

Then there's the whole darn economy

[ADAM]

The whole Middle East

[BARBARA]

We should learn Mandarin

[ADAM]

Yeah!

Or Spanish at least

[BOTH]

No habla español

Dos cervezas, por favor

And that's all we got

And that's not a lot

Do we want a bilingual household or not?

So let's move forward

We're gonna turn up the juice

[ADAM, spoken]

We got a crib!

[BARBARA, spoken]

Let's have a kid!

[BOTH]

And put him to use

[BARBARA]

Yeah we're totally

[ADAM]

Completely

[BARBARA]

Out of every excuse

[ADAM]

And we're ready to take

[BOTH (BEETLEJUICE)]

Ready to take

The next step (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah Yeah!)

The next step (Zooby dooby dooby, dooby dop dop bow!)

The next step (Zweeby, beeby, boo-bah-bah-dee!)

The next step