I am not Piers Morgan for god's sake.

Sorry, was in my Crypt

oi a lad came through today with one of those blue rockruffs. Cute little bugger, 

TRANS RIGHTS

If you pinch me today im kickin ur tits clean off

Ive been having killer headaches all week

I am not a particularly violent person but there are certain folks I'd just like to box over the head once or twice.

What could I possibly even do to make it more clear that I'm gay, at this point. Do I need to get a pride flag tattoo? Do I need to walk around with a big sign? Maybe I need to write "GAY" in big letters on my forehead? What is there still to misunderstand?

How many Raihans would you have to stack to get to the moon, y'think? I think we could found galars space program

Some people really thirst over anything on the internet huh. Even me.

What's a 'sand'? I've never been outside

One of these days Im gonna get tired of racing stripes and dye the white part of my hair pink

I'm fkn tired

Anyone who fears getting kicked or bitten or tackled have either never had a sibling or never raised a dark type pokemon. Change my mind.

I will get the vuvuzelas again, I fear no man.