Evil at its finest

Aries : the flood of classic, corny horror movies on tv and netflix but mostly tim burton's the nightmare before halloween because jack the pumpkin king is really hot

Taurus: skeletons and witches but not the bad witches the good witches

Gemini : the thin,wispy fog lurking around old cemeteries, curling among the tombstones as the toenail-shaped moon glows illuminates the knotted tree branches

Cancer : drinking hot apple cider and reading scary stories

Leo : noticing all of the tree leaves turning the Good Colors

Virgo : the skeleton war

Libra : hey you know that one disneyland ride i think it's just called the haunted house anyway it's that

Scorpio : carving pumpkins and having pumpkin guts all over your hands

Sagittarius : finally getting to wear that one halloween shirt you bought from goodwill for $2 of the giant black cat on the front that says "I'm bad luck" because it's the only time of the year you can wear it

Capricorn : trick or treating even though you're ten years older than every other trick or treater

Aquarius : wearing horrible homemade costumes that get worse and worse every year since your inability to touch the creativity part of your brain because of your severe depression and lack of motivation but you really want free candy even though there is a slight possibility the candy you receive will be poisoned and you would die but then you get to thinking, would death really be that bad?