I MADE MY BODY EVOLVE THROUGH MY OWN EFFECTIVENESS

*looking in the mirror* You are not morrissey. You are a friendly, charming, driven young woman. Not morrissey. Do not think, "I am morrissey"

i drinka the coffee i get big

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People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

the child i kidnapped just lost a tooth & she says she wants me to mail it to her house so her parents can put it under her pillow but i cant do that theyll think i was pulling her teeth torture-style

kink blogs have really cottoned onto this one and to be frank i dont get it

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

Daft Punk is playing at my house #myhouse.

Head buzzing stomach clutched I use my free hand to take a long drag from my nico-grub and get a lungful of acid drool. Never learned to throw them away, and never bothered to keep their smoke glands from atrophying. I start coughing. I get real mad. I'm coughing and I'm very angry. I drop my grub and my wires get so crossed I start stomping instead of picking it up. Seashell white carapace mixing with green paste, seen when I lifted my boot, seen after I stopped hacking up said green paste. I feel remorse even though its life didn't matter. I liked to save em' to feed to strays. I liked that it made the strays look yellow and sweaty. My brother pulls up in his bright yellow Servile Class Gunner Vehicle and gives me a look that makes me fucking mad. He probably saw me fucking up my smoke. He's always yelling at me about how I treat my smokes. What are you doing retard, he says. Why the fuck are you getting smoke grease in our driveway. Fuck you Eoei I say. Fuck You.