yep, it's a blog

but the real question is has nemo found himself

This is dope

Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.

Sleep? Who the fuck is that? She bad?? She got friends??

getting random sharp pain in your organs is a lot like when your check engine light comes on in your car. you dont know what it means so you just ignore it and hope you dont blow up

Not to shit on Ben Wyatt, but Padme was queen of Naboo at 14 years old, and she didn’t blow the planet’s budget on a winter sports complex. 

#honestly ben wyatt has probably had this exact thought in dark moments (via @seagodofmagic) 

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

Tumblr: gateway to great literature.

This is sincerely Tyson

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Look I didn’t spend 20 minutes drawing jeff goldblum as a centaur in front of my family for 3 notes

Life found a way…