king harald finehair would've risked it all for megan thee stallion

the urge to fix my life starting today but its a saturday. i'll start on monday

'Don't be fooled. We lonely here mostly too. If we lucky, maybe, we got some nice pictures to take with us.'

give her one

give her a cheeto.

This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

i love that the next logical step for this guy goes “hmm, can’t quite reach the next handhold” to “flip upside down”

WHAT

that guy ain’t even wearing climbing shoes what the actual fuck

Sudden wave of an immense love for humanity has hit me once again…

Yeah…

Michael *spends months planning an escape to save his brother. Tattoos his entire body.* Lincoln *walks into the prison*

michael scofield be like: i will use this single stale cheeto to feed the dog that roams outside the east wall of the prison at precisely 4:36 am on the third wednesday before the 5th full moon of a year a corpse flower blooms after which the dog will take a shit which will be stepped on by the prison guard’s cousin’s financial advisor, causing him to be late for work, which makes him throw his recycling in the garbage by mistake, which will then be transported on a garbage truck traveling at 22 miles per hour driven by a man whose father just landed in yemen yesterday and dropped a napkin on the floor which was carried on the wind through our window and landed in my lap exactly 1.7 seconds ago which i am now folding into a lockpick so we can escape