blue Eyes and Chubby Thighs.

in my heart of hearts I just want Eddie and Venom to refer to each other as "my dear," "my love," "my darling," in venom 3. I also want them to have fucknasty gay sex. two things can be true

Yes, no Venom movie will ever be nominated for an Oscar but is it still fan-fucking-tastic?? Yes. Is it the most ridiculous experience of watching Sir Tom Hardy be an absolute raging action-comedy genius???? Yes. Do I love the tension between a hot man and his weird alien creature that people think is his friend despite that friend being INSIDE him most of the time??????? Very much yes. Please stop shitting on the movie, just go away. Thanks.

hey guys do we think symbrock might be pregnant in this one i think symbrock might be pregnant in this one

Venom does look a little bit more..beefy/filled out in this trailer than in the previous movies. it could just be a design choice or perhaps to show he's stronger now than before for some reason? but...I am giving side-eye big time.

I am constantly astounded by how happy I get watching a cgi goop with a big toothy smile fall head over heels for a guy that's been wearing the same t shirt for 3 movies now and oh yeah they're both played by the same person. it's cinema magic baby