It Be Like That

A collection of the best (and most well-written) fanfics I've had the pleasure of reading. Thank you for brightening my days and touching me with your words !

prohibido by @personasintro (brother’s best friend!namjoon x reader) completed

new parent syndrome by @1kook (husband!namjoon x reader) completed

how was your day by @kooksbunnnn (idol!namjoon x reader) completed

sprout by @kingofbodyrolls (neighbor!namjoon x reader) au completed

friend or fuck by @joonsmagicshop (namjoon x reader) completed

stress relief finale by @joonsmagicshop (namjoon x reader) completed

a word from our sponsors by @ugh-yoongi (namjoon x reader) completed

oh, honey! by @yoongiofmine (namjoon x reader)

series completed

bookworms by @hoseoksluna (boyfriend!namjoon x reader) completed

subdued by @1kook (namjoon x reader) completed

time by @hoseoksluna (fiancé!namjoon x reader) completed

gang shit by @gimmethatagustd (dilf!namjoon x single parent! reader) completed

baby fever by @95rkives (bf!namjoon x reader) genre: established relationship completed

•  I Always Get What I Want Kai keeps tugging on reader’s skirt , she tells him off but thats only the beginning … •  Roommates (A Prison World Story) Reader gets sent to the Prison World where Kai is. They have briefly crossed parts before  and have spend nearly 5 months together in there, over time getting closer and eventually move in together (as friends , things grow from there) … •  Don’t Challenge Me (a bit of a sequel to Roommates ) •  All I Want Kai stalks Reader who is super annoyed because Kai never stops talking , dropping hints about him being in love with her and one day Reader finds Kai sleeping in her bed … •  Magic Fingers (a prequel of sorts to ’Don’t Let Me Go’) • Bring Me To Life Reader is in love with Kai but he ignores it because the feelings he has scare him and is not sure if it’s love. •  How I Really Feel Reader is a part of the MF gang and a which with a different kind of powers. She likes him but Kai doesn’t seem to like her but that’s not exactly true. •  Just Tonight (After Kai gets out of the 1994 Prison World , before the merge). Kai meets Reader at the Grill and they end up making out. Later on Reader leaves and Kai follows her in the dark streets of Mystic Falls. •  I Know You Like Me Reader and Kai always are cocky / tease each other , one day Reader is kidnapped and Kai comes to her rescue. •  Thunderstorms Reader is afraid of Thunderstorms and Kai sees that a big storm is coming and rushes to her place worried because of a blackout. •  Lessons (in the new Prison World) Reader gets sent into the Prison World with Kai. One day Kai comes back and finds out she had sneaked into his room while he was out of the house. •  No Touching - Part II - Part III (🔥🔥🔥) Kai get’s injured and get’s horny so Reader has to ‘take care’ of him. •  Hands to Myself Reader and Kai make a bet  on how long each of them can last without kissing / touching the other. •  Feed On Me Kai and Reader are best friends. After the transition Kai finds himself wanting to bite her , feed on her and … •  Friends With Benefits Reader and Kai are friends with benefits. •  Fuck Away The Pain (based on the song ‘’Fuck Away The Pain” by Divide The Day) •  Under The Stars Reader feels insecure because of all the supernatural girls throwing themselves at Kai and she doesn’t feel like she is good enough. •     Taking Back My Love 😈 (based on the song ‘Taking Back My Love’ by Enrique Iglesias & Ciera) •     Moonlight 🔥 Reader and Kai live together but are not a couple. One hot summer night he wakes up and she is not in the house. •     Miss me ?  🔥 Reader comes home finding Kai touching himself. •     That’s Kinda Hot 🔥 Reader squirts for the first time. •     Punishment   Kai sees Reader dancing with another guy and then punishes her. •     Having Fun?  Kai is on the phone and Reader is suuupppeeer horny , but he wont pay attention to her and she decides to take matters in her hands. •     New Things Reader gives Kai the head for the first time. •     Scars Reader is a werewolf who has been in a lot of fights and has some scars on her body , and she doesn’t want to sleep with Kai because of them. •     If You Want It - Take It  Reader is sent to the Prison World where Kai is but doesn’t know she is not alone until one day they meet accidentally and move in together @ the Salvatores. •    Bumpy Ride  Kai and Reader go on a road trip ; He teases reading right before they leave and then its a bumpy ride. •     Fast Friends Reader meets Kai at the Salvatore’s and he teases her with magic. •      Midnight Surprises 🔥 A sequel to ‘If You Want It - Take It’ •      Rule Breaker 😈 Kai has set rules when it comes to him and Reader doing things and Reader breaks one of them. •      Snowy Honeymoon 🔥 Reader is a witch and she gets married to Kai , seemingly neither of them liking the other but on their honeymoon something happens. •      Fireflies Kai and Reader go on a camping trip in the woods. •      Addicted to You [praise kink] 🔥 Kai and Reader are (fr)enemies with benefits , thought thats not exactly the truth.#iSuckAtSummaries😄 •      Chill 🔥 Reader is tired of Kai teasing her , saying she is too serious and needs to chill and after one of the parties in MF things … happen.😈 •      EX’s and OH’s [threesome smut] 🔥(ft. Kol Mikaelson) Kai and Reader are a couple and then out of the blue Kol (her ex) shows up after he comes back to life.😈 •      Party Surprises  🔥 Kai and Reader are having fun at the Salvatore’s with the MF gang and Kai gets horny and then things happen. [a bit of a sequel to ‘ Fast Friends ’] •      24/7  🔥 based on the song ‘24/7′ by David Correy   •      First Time Reader’s parents (leaders of the werewolf pack in Portland) and Kai’s parents arrange a marriage to grant peace between the supernaturals in Oregon. Both Kai and Reader are 17 years old at the time. On her 18th birthday something happens for the first time. •      More Of You  A dominant Kai. •    Awwh, am I being punished ?🔥 ‘Awhh, am I being punished. Cuz that’s kinda hot.’ // Kai screwes up and Reader punishes him. [a sequel to  IF YOU WANT IT TAKE IT  /  MIDNIGHT SURPRISES ] •      Handcuffs  Kai handcuffs himself to Reader to get her to admit she feels something for him, and thingshappen. •      More Than Friends Reader calls Kai to pick her up from a party and when he comes to get her, he is all grumpy while she is happy and horny. Then on the ride ‘home’ something happen. •      Distractions  🔥 Reader has a paper to finish, but Kai has other ideas about their afternoon together. •      The Best Birthday 🎂 It’s Reader’s birthday and after four years, she finally gets to spend it with Kai. •      Hunger  🔥 dom!kai   |  Kai goes away for a couple of days and when he comes back he finds Reader at a bar with some guy’s hands around her. •      Up in Flames Reader is talking on the phone and Kai forces her to stay on the phone while he goes down on her. (dom!kai/a little rough smut) •      Let’s Ruin the Friendship 🔥 Kai and Reader are roommates and secretly both of them have a crush on each other but neither of them does anything until one day something happens everything changes. •      Into My Bloodstream  🔥 It’s Halloween night. 🎃 There is a party in the woods by the old cemetery and Kai sees one of Reader’s games in action, not realizing how big of a turn on it would be for him. •      Walls Could Talk🔥 It has been a whole week of studying and exams for Reader, during which she and Kai hadn’t been together. •      You and Me🔥  It’s Reader and Kai’s anniversary and the celebrations start before the sun is up. •      Forbidden Love [slight smut] 🔥 Reader and Kai are college roommates; and they love each other but can’t be together. •      Crazier [smut] 🔥 Kai and Reader are spending the holidays at Reader’s parents’ place. •      New Beginnings [smut] 🎆❇✨ It’s New Years Eve; Kai and Reader are spending it together along with the Mystic Falls gang at the Salvatore Boarding House.

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Welcome to Fanfiction Club!! Here are the rules. Based on this awesome post. by @tanzanitedepths. 

The First Rule to Fanfiction Club is You will not ask when a story is being updated. 

The Second Rule to Fanfiction Club is You will not ask when a story is being updated. 

3. If a story has a pairing, kink, or scenario you don’t like, DO NOT READ IT. Scroll past it, black list it. DO NOT SEND HATE because you can’t do one of those three things. 

4. If you like a story, reblog it, leave a comment, send a kudos. If you don’t want it on your main blog create a side blog. Or just leave a comment so that the writer knows you enjoyed it. 

5. Hiatuses will go on as long as they need to and you will politely say you will be here when they are ready to come back. 

6. Don’t ever tell a writer they are lazy for writing fanfiction. 

7. If this is your first time in fanfiction, please leave a comment. 

8. You will remember that writers are not zombies or slaves to your every whim. They are human beings with feelings and lives of their owns. 

9. You will not tell a writer what they can or can not have on their blog. It’s not your blog. They can put whatever they want on it cause guess what its theirs. 

10. You never compare writers to each other. Some like to write Smut. Some don’t. Some like AUs and some don’t. That is ok. 

AO3: Are you sure you want to read smut? THG fandom: Hell yeah!

that’s it

THAT

T O N G U E

end me right now Lawley

Mark Ruffalo spoiling the ending of “Infinity War” in July of 2017.

+bonus: triggered Don Cheadle

this

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My bills:

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

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