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Confession. I frequently get really confused when reading founders fics because people like to use Fels as a nickname for hornfels and Felds as a nickname for feldspar. I always miss the d and have to go back and figure out who they're talking about. I get why for both but objectively it's a lot funnier to go around calling hornfels Horny as a nickname.

For the hearthians wearing helmets are like wearing uncomfy headphones for too long. It hurts the back of their ears ::( they're just folded up in there ::( gossan had their helmet specially made with the ears out cause they wear it so much in fully breathable air ::( and it was Hurting their Huge Fucking Ears ::( chert and riebeck are exceptions their helmets are. Almost excessively large for them