M.J.

i want an ancient elaborate dagger with my name engraved into the blade as a gift. the only romantic gesture

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

nice dick as always bro

every person can feel freddie’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES I WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking

it’s fucking crazy to think about the amount of people who have sung bohemian rhapsody? like it’s such a unifying song, by nature of the fact that so many people know it. it holds so many good memories for me and other people. it’s a song you scream in the car with your friends while you drive around your boring hometown, it’s a song you drunkenly sing with your arm around your best friend, or a song you sing along to with strangers when it’s on in public. it’s bittersweet to think about freddie’s legacy carrying on like that through his masterpiece. freddie carries on because he’s a part of so many people’s good memories and bohemian rhapsody is a huge part of that.

Reblog if you have sung bohemian rhapsody with your friends

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

Dude what if achilles made his weakpoint on his dick and like during the Trojan war like one of his bros was like lmao cupcheck and knocked him in the dick and achilles just like exploded that'd be like so funny