THE ADVENTURE ZONE SENTENCE STARTERS.
â Hail and well met, my dude. â
â Abraca fuck you. âÂ
â Kiss my ass, you sanctimonious bastard. â
â You are going to be amazing. â
â Liches get stitches. â
â Are you my friend? â
â Go out and do good. â
â Yo thug, whatâs your name? Iâm about to tentacle your dick! â
â No dogs on the moon, they just run off the goddamn thing. â
â Iâm afraid no one else will have me. â
â Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me. â
â Donât let them erase me. â
â What brings you happiness? â
â Bad news, comprades, this place is magic as hell. â
â I find that not killing people is very easy. â
â Everything is for keepsies if youâre sneaky about it. â
â Youâre a coward and I hate you. â
â Boy youâre not intimidated by me at all, are you? â
âIâm sorry Iâm sorry Iâm sorry Iâm sorry! â
â These potions get you reeeeeal fucked up. â
â Once you pop, the time control donât stop. â
â Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.â
â We donât have to talk. Letâs justâŚletâs just watch this together. â
â So hereâs my solution, and I think youâre gonna find it very equitable: Iâm not gonna shoot you with this giant crossbow. â
â Iâm about to smooch your fucking brains out, babe. â
â Youâre going to have to fight and youâre gonna win. â
â Iâll be having my body back, you undead fuck! â
â You fucking took everything from me! â
â How would you like to live forever? â
â I am but a simple, idiot wizard. â
â Yeah! Itâs our first kill! âŚSo why am I so horny? Iâm broken inside⌠â
â You knowâŚdo whatever you want. I donât care anymore. â
â Existence, (name), life? Is horrible. To exist, to live, is horrible. â
â Sometimes there arenât good decisions. SometimesâŚthereâs just decisions.â
â I appreciate what youâre trying to do. And Iâm on board for whatever the plan is. But understand this: I have nothing, and I donât give a shit. The world is ending and I. Donât. Care. Â â
â I will say that if you wanted to lure me in there you shouldâve stayed handsome, my fella.âÂ
â Who stops serving pancakes at 9am?! I missed the whole thing! I had to get Cheetos! â
â I cannot stress enough how uninterested I am in this. â
â Iâm not gonna be the one to pull the trigger on an entire civilization. I wonât do it. Â â
â What brings me joy isâŚlife.  I think you can find joy anywhere in life. â
â I donât always do things right. And I donât always do things smart. But whatever I do, I find joy in it. âCause at the end of the day, thatâs all youâve got. â
â Tell ya what, if we ever meet each other somewhere in infinity, you can apologize to me and tell me you were wrong. âÂ
â I have an update from [ Name ] Central. Uh, I have updated my list of people I trust and things I believe to no one and nothing! â
â Iâm good, amigo. The bleedingâs all internal. Thatâs where the blood is supposed to be.â
â I think there was probably a time where I had joy, where I experienced fleeting happiness or anger or fear, but God, itâs just been so long. â
â I am a man, (name), who knows the answer to the question of why weâre all here. I didnât like it. â
â To have friendship, (name), it requires you toâŚlove someone and be invested in your shared happiness and these things, (name): friendship, love, happiness? Theyâre all soâŚsmall. In the grand scheme of things, they last a second. â
â Look it got â WE got dark back there. I know this journeyâs been tough, and itâs only going to get harder. But we canât allow ourselves to get to that place again. â
âWeâve lost a lot. And thereâs a lot more we might lose. But one thing we do have is the thing people in love rarely ever have enough of â and itâs time. â
âWhen someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy. â